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Kia: Viom, wnats an orgasm?
Mom: Idk, I've never had one
Kia: Viom, wnats an orgasm? Mom: Idk, I've never had one
People aren't actually bothered by you not wearing a mask. If it was such a big deal, they would just stay away from you. They are bothered that you're disobedient. They are bothered that your strength shines a light on their weakness.
gregglesty
10 mar
People aren't actually bothered by you not wearing a mask. If it was such a big deal, they would just stay away from you. They are bothered that you're disobedient. They are bothered that your strength shines a light on their weakness.
Dear Monday,
Fuck you.
Sincerely, The
World.
Dear Monday, Fuck you. Sincerely, The World.
women
OFCOURSE I CHANGED, THAT'S WHAT GROWTH IS ALL ABOUT.
women OFCOURSE I CHANGED, THAT'S WHAT GROWTH IS ALL ABOUT.
WONDER DID MY DEALER
wi
WASH HIS HANDS BEFORE HE BAGGED MY SHIT UP...
biff biff
18 mar
WONDER DID MY DEALER wi WASH HIS HANDS BEFORE HE BAGGED MY SHIT UP...
IT SEEMS THAT MARY HAS A REAL DARK SENSE OF HUMOR.
MARY'S SAVAGE
IT SEEMS THAT MARY HAS A REAL DARK SENSE OF HUMOR. MARY'S SAVAGE
THE TURTLE CAN BREATHE THROUGH IT'S ASS.
HUMANS HAVE NOT YET REACHED THIS STAGE OF EVOLUTION, ALTHOUGH MANY HAVE LEARNED TO TALK THROUGH IT.
that_mens_corner that_mens_corner
10 mar
THE TURTLE CAN BREATHE THROUGH IT'S ASS. HUMANS HAVE NOT YET REACHED THIS STAGE OF EVOLUTION, ALTHOUGH MANY HAVE LEARNED TO TALK THROUGH IT.
Me acting retarted so they can kick me out the Army
Me acting retarted so they can kick me out the Army
WELL PLE BE DAMBED
SO THATS WHAT STUPID LOOKS LIKE
WELL PLE BE DAMBED SO THATS WHAT STUPID LOOKS LIKE
"Money isnt everything"
"Peaple-make a big deal about Money. its overrated"
TATERNUTZ TATERNUTZ
20 mar
"Money isnt everything" "Peaple-make a big deal about Money. its overrated"
WHEN YOU'RE ABOUT TO SNEAK OUT OF WORK
AND YOUR BOSS WALKS IN
sussyboy sussyboy
23 jun
WHEN YOU'RE ABOUT TO SNEAK OUT OF WORK AND YOUR BOSS WALKS IN
YOU NEVER FORGET
THE FEELING OF BEING HIT IN THE
CHIN BY ONE THESE
developed_groups developed_groups
16 mar
YOU NEVER FORGET THE FEELING OF BEING HIT IN THE CHIN BY ONE THESE
FARTS
ARE JUST THE
GHOSTS OF THE ANIMALS WE EAT
HFOODFACTS
FARTS ARE JUST THE GHOSTS OF THE ANIMALS WE EAT HFOODFACTS
All of our daughters should be told this daily!
Mirror, mirror on the wall...
It does not matter if I'm short or tall...
if skinny legs or my hips are wide...
It only matters who am inside...
Blue eyes, brown eyes, black or green...
I What makes me most beautiful cannot be seen...
en you look at me, don't judge me by my parts...
The most beautiful thing about me is my heart.
LynnGonder LynnGonder
14 mar
All of our daughters should be told this daily! Mirror, mirror on the wall... It does not matter if I'm short or tall... if skinny legs or my hips are wide... It only matters who am inside... Blue eyes, brown eyes, black or green... I What makes me most beautiful cannot be seen... en you look at me, don't judge me by my parts... The most beautiful thing about me is my heart.
THIS LITTLE BOY TOLD HIS FATHER THAT HE PIERCED HIS EAR TO MAKE HIM LOOK OLDER.
AND GIGGLES
LOOK WHAT HIS DAD DID.
WOLVERINE
16 jun
THIS LITTLE BOY TOLD HIS FATHER THAT HE PIERCED HIS EAR TO MAKE HIM LOOK OLDER. AND GIGGLES LOOK WHAT HIS DAD DID.
When you finally catch that m'fer in the streets that keeps calling you about your car's warranty
STILL REALITE'US
TreyPowers TreyPowers
25 jun
When you finally catch that m'fer in the streets that keeps calling you about your car's warranty STILL REALITE'US
feels
"u look tired" thanks i stayed up all night obsessing over things i have no control over
feels "u look tired" thanks i stayed up all night obsessing over things i have no control over
First aid training is mandatory in Germany if you wish to obtain a driver's licence, and every vehicle has to carry a first aid kit.
First aid training is mandatory in Germany if you wish to obtain a driver's licence, and every vehicle has to carry a first aid kit.
ApacheLonewolf ApacheLonewolf
7 mar
The Elements of Surprise
Hello?
i'm fine
thank you for accepting my invitation hope I do not disturb you
No problem are you robot?
How old are you?
4 thousand years old
me i'm 22
what's you job?
basically bring souls across an interdimensional portal to feed to the Ancient Ones. What do you do for fun?
me i'm a Caregiver what are you doing now?
Harvesting an elderly lady for organs and eventually collecting her soul
I'm alone in my room and naked,
you want to see me
Not really, this old bitch is kinda putting up a fight. Maybe later
promise me that it will stay
between us OK
Bitch, I just admitted to harvesting organs. You better be the one to keep quiet. Snitches get stitches
kristisun1976 kristisun1976
26 feb
Hello? i'm fine thank you for accepting my invitation hope I do not disturb you No problem are you robot? How old are you? 4 thousand years old me i'm 22 what's you job? basically bring souls across an interdimensional portal to feed to the Ancient Ones. What do you do for fun? me i'm a Caregiver what are you doing now? Harvesting an elderly lady for organs and eventually collecting her soul I'm alone in my room and naked, you want to see me Not really, this old bitch is kinda putting up a fight. Maybe later promise me that it will stay between us OK Bitch, I just admitted to harvesting organs. You better be the one to keep quiet. Snitches get stitches
WOULD YOU EAT THIS
FOR NINNERS
yummy_stuff1_lol yummy_stuff1_lol
15 mar
WOULD YOU EAT THIS FOR NINNERS