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KIDS TODAY ARE SOFT. I DIED ONCE WHEN I WAS FIVE, AND MY MOM MADE ME WALK IT OFF_
KIDS TODAY ARE SOFT. I DIED ONCE WHEN I WAS FIVE, AND MY MOM MADE ME WALK IT OFF_
MY SON WAS WAITING FOR THE SCHOOL BUS, WHEN I WALKED BY AND SAW THIS.
colourful_talks_2 colourful_talks_2
10 mar
MY SON WAS WAITING FOR THE SCHOOL BUS, WHEN I WALKED BY AND SAW THIS.
I'm silently judging your behaviour
I'm silently judging your behaviour
QTRUEW
Every girl may not be the queen to her husband but she is always a
princess to her father. C) - .
WinterSnow WinterSnow
11 nov 2020
QTRUEW Every girl may not be the queen to her husband but she is always a princess to her father. C) - .
When your kid says mom
for the 745th time
> we an
When your kid says mom for the 745th time > we an
DON'T SEE NOTHIN WROOOONG
LITTLE BUMP NGRIIIND!
craigwaldera craigwaldera
17 mar
DON'T SEE NOTHIN WROOOONG LITTLE BUMP NGRIIIND!
Being the girl might mean getting on your knees
But that doesn't mean you won't be the one in control-
Freaky510
21 may
Being the girl might mean getting on your knees But that doesn't mean you won't be the one in control-
This person tried to unlock your Phone
This person tried to unlock your Phone
Calm the fuck down, sir
320solutions 320solutions
15 mar
Calm the fuck down, sir
How trucker prepares for a hurricane
@YeeYeeApparel
How trucker prepares for a hurricane @YeeYeeApparel
IT'S VERY RARE TO FIND SOMEONE WHO ISN'T FULL
OF SHIT
IT'S VERY RARE TO FIND SOMEONE WHO ISN'T FULL OF SHIT
THC HOLIDAY OVERLAP HAS GOTTEN WAY
alienatedClub alienatedClub
20 mar
THC HOLIDAY OVERLAP HAS GOTTEN WAY
Teacher: " Kids, what does the chicken give
you?"
Student: Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: Homework!"
jerry1752 jerry1752
8 mar
Teacher: " Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: Homework!"
10.
The Young Guy Sitting Down Was
Struggling With His Tie When The Older
Gentleman Moved Without Hesitation
And Gave Him A Step-By-Step Tutorial
Gargoyle Gargoyle
16 mar
10. The Young Guy Sitting Down Was Struggling With His Tie When The Older Gentleman Moved Without Hesitation And Gave Him A Step-By-Step Tutorial
just ate a burger, where the buns were grilled cheese sandwiches
taniaye taniaye
5 mar
just ate a burger, where the buns were grilled cheese sandwiches
The perfect photobooth picture
Gargoyle Gargoyle
17 mar
The perfect photobooth picture
DD YOU KNOW?
source of
prebiotics
Highest resistant starch Highest
antioxidant level
Super sweet
Sweeter Greatest vitamin
Higher level +mineral loss antioxidant level
Undornpa
The best bananas For smoothies are the overripe ones. This will give the sweetes and creamiest taste without any bitterness.
Sugran
9 mar
DD YOU KNOW? source of prebiotics Highest resistant starch Highest antioxidant level Super sweet Sweeter Greatest vitamin Higher level +mineral loss antioxidant level Undornpa The best bananas For smoothies are the overripe ones. This will give the sweetes and creamiest taste without any bitterness.
I'm feeling generous today. I don't uSually
give a fuck. But today
fuck you
fuck
is your lucky day. So, please feel free to take one.
UCk you ) fuck you
FUCK you fuck you fuck you ) fuck you fuck you
JennyGoff
12 mar
I'm feeling generous today. I don't uSually give a fuck. But today fuck you fuck is your lucky day. So, please feel free to take one. UCk you ) fuck you FUCK you fuck you fuck you ) fuck you fuck you
Morning
Just thought
"you could use a
today! the perfect way to start
your day.
Morning Just thought "you could use a today! the perfect way to start your day.
ROW ROW ROW YOU BOAT,
GENTLY OFF A CLIFRS
TopHat TopHat
18 mar
ROW ROW ROW YOU BOAT, GENTLY OFF A CLIFRS
"this door tastes good" "Alexa, what's the smartest breed of dog?"