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Ladies, some of y'alls selfies are gonna have to stop.
Some do the right thing and let that natural beauty shine.
The rest of you are
using more filters than a coffee pot.
So take it easy there,
Keurig.
Ladies, some of y'alls selfies are gonna have to stop. Some do the right thing and let that natural beauty shine. The rest of you are using more filters than a coffee pot. So take it easy there, Keurig.
Some people will walk all over you with the shoes you bought them.
Some people will walk all over you with the shoes you bought them.
WHEN T TELL MY DOG ABOUT MY DAY.
KEEP RHYMING KEEP RHYMING WITH "TREATS"
SQ HE LOOKS TNTERESTEN
WITH "TREATS"
WHEN T TELL MY DOG ABOUT MY DAY. KEEP RHYMING KEEP RHYMING WITH "TREATS" SQ HE LOOKS TNTERESTEN WITH "TREATS"
Who ate these right from the tree
shiny_corner shiny_corner
10 mar
Who ate these right from the tree
Wife: [reading Wikipedia out loud] contrary to popular belief, the female black widow spider does not always murder and eat her mate. If she has recently been fed, the male is often allowed to live.
Me: [frantically boiling spaghetti water].
TopHat TopHat
13 mar
Wife: [reading Wikipedia out loud] contrary to popular belief, the female black widow spider does not always murder and eat her mate. If she has recently been fed, the male is often allowed to live. Me: [frantically boiling spaghetti water].
No one notices your
No one notices your
Sadness
No one notices your
But they all notices your
Mistakes
No one notices your No one notices your Sadness No one notices your But they all notices your Mistakes
When she says she's out with the girls, but her girls are with you.
When she says she's out with the girls, but her girls are with you.
Sometimes the best way to get someone's attention is to stop giving them yours
Sometimes the best way to get someone's attention is to stop giving them yours
Yelled at him for being on the counter...now he's taunting me
Yelled at him for being on the counter...now he's taunting me
STOP LOOKING AT GUNS , YOU ALREADY HAVE LIKE 37
WHY CAN'T YOU LOOK AT PORN LIKE A NORMAL BOYFRIEND
STOP LOOKING AT GUNS , YOU ALREADY HAVE LIKE 37 WHY CAN'T YOU LOOK AT PORN LIKE A NORMAL BOYFRIEND
"Ish that peesha?
pure_dogsare pure_dogsare
13 mar
"Ish that peesha?
Honey, did I ever tell you that you cook well?
I So why do you keep cooking?
EliseWuelling EliseWuelling
5 mar
Honey, did I ever tell you that you cook well? I So why do you keep cooking?
Cop delivers Pizza because he arrested the Delivery man Tik
NOT TO BRAG... BUT WHEN I PUSH IT, I PUSH IT REAL GOOD
NOT TO BRAG... BUT WHEN I PUSH IT, I PUSH IT REAL GOOD
Ever realize that humans cut
down bird's houses to make birdhouses?
How high are you?
Ever realize that humans cut down bird's houses to make birdhouses? How high are you?
"People ask how I stay so positive after losing my legs.. simply ask how they stay so negative with theirs."
Sot Johnny Joev Jones
"People ask how I stay so positive after losing my legs.. simply ask how they stay so negative with theirs." Sot Johnny Joev Jones
ou two!
Stop this
ou two! Stop this
QTRUEW
Every girl may not be the queen to her husband but she is always a
princess to her father. C) - .
WinterSnow WinterSnow
11 nov 2020
QTRUEW Every girl may not be the queen to her husband but she is always a princess to her father. C) - .
If you know who this is you probably are my age
PicRec PicRec
9 may
If you know who this is you probably are my age
Don Ritchie saved over 500 people
from suicide by compassionately offering people on the ledge a cup of tea and a chat.
Don Ritchie saved over 500 people from suicide by compassionately offering people on the ledge a cup of tea and a chat.