• Kimberly Horowitz, an Israeli immigrant, was a world champion skier, an expert at
the winding, weaving style of skiing called the slalom. She was so good, she broke
world records with ease, all the while wearing a beatific smile and projecting an air
of complete relaxation. Though skiing energized her, she often claimed to achieve a sort of peaceful, Zen-like calm when skiing.
One day, the Prime Minister of Israel, who was a fan of Ms. Horowitz, decided to approach her and see if she could teach him her method of relaxation while skiing.
She accepted, and the PM eventually achieved the same level of inner calm that she did, all the while enjoying the invigorating sensations as well.
This worked so well for the PM, all of his important summit meetings were held at a ski slope. Before each meeting, he would do a run down the mountain, often coming to a halt before his visitors, straight from his run.
This way, he could greet each visitor with a rousing Slalom a la Kim. - Sithspit
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