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Life Hack:
Rent the same type of car that you own and switch the tires.
Best $39.95 I ever spent.
Life Hack: Rent the same type of car that you own and switch the tires. Best $39.95 I ever spent.
If a child tells you they are uncomfortable around an adult, please listen.
sadmanshedpage sadmanshedpage
13 mar
If a child tells you they are uncomfortable around an adult, please listen.
When girls say: get my weed for free"
Cristo70
20 may
When girls say: get my weed for free"
en your human yells at you to stop licking your butt, but then you see him licking someone else's
bs
Rikkeej Rikkeej
11 mar
en your human yells at you to stop licking your butt, but then you see him licking someone else's bs
WHEN YOU SPEND $32 MILLION ON YOUR GRANDSON'S WEDDING
AND HIS NEW WIFE STARTS BITCHING ABOUT YOU TO OPRAH
jerry1752 jerry1752
8 mar
WHEN YOU SPEND $32 MILLION ON YOUR GRANDSON'S WEDDING AND HIS NEW WIFE STARTS BITCHING ABOUT YOU TO OPRAH
Google Maps Acquires Snapehat
Have
RSarago_USMC RSarago_USMC
14 may
Google Maps Acquires Snapehat Have
THE PEOPLE WHO CONSIDER YOU WEAK HAVE NOT YET NOTICED THE WOLF HIDING BEHIND YOUR EYES.
NOR THE FLAMES INSIDE YOUR SOUL.
LET THEM THINK YOU ARE WEAK AND DO WHAT WOLVES AND FIRE
00 BEST
SURPRISE THEM WHEN THEY LEAST EXPECT IT.
-Nikita Gill
THE PEOPLE WHO CONSIDER YOU WEAK HAVE NOT YET NOTICED THE WOLF HIDING BEHIND YOUR EYES. NOR THE FLAMES INSIDE YOUR SOUL. LET THEM THINK YOU ARE WEAK AND DO WHAT WOLVES AND FIRE 00 BEST SURPRISE THEM WHEN THEY LEAST EXPECT IT. -Nikita Gill
A lady walked by me and said "no mask?" said "no panties either". That shut her up. Don't play with me
Karen
amybunker2005
9 mar
A lady walked by me and said "no mask?" said "no panties either". That shut her up. Don't play with me Karen
\ greta gerNIG
@NILES100
shag do commercials like he in debt
\ greta gerNIG @NILES100 shag do commercials like he in debt
Now I have to unplug my lamp
at night. Because this furry bastard learned how to turn it on.
And he turns it on every time he's hungry in the middle of the night.
MamaSouder MamaSouder
18 mar
Now I have to unplug my lamp at night. Because this furry bastard learned how to turn it on. And he turns it on every time he's hungry in the middle of the night.
i think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy
because they know what it's like to feel absolutely worthless
and they don't want anybody else to feel like that
i think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy because they know what it's like to feel absolutely worthless and they don't want anybody else to feel like that
HAVE YOU EVER LISTENED TO SOMEONE AND THOUGHT
YOU'VE GOT THE IO OF A FUCKING CRAYON
DDivya DDivya
13 mar
HAVE YOU EVER LISTENED TO SOMEONE AND THOUGHT YOU'VE GOT THE IO OF A FUCKING CRAYON
Waiter: "kids under 12 eat free"
Dad: "he's 10"
Kid: "actually I'm..."
Dad:
Waiter: "kids under 12 eat free" Dad: "he's 10" Kid: "actually I'm..." Dad:
Parent lip:
Never, I mean NEVER
make eye contact with a child on the verge of falling asleep. They will sense your delight and abort mission immediately.
Parent lip: Never, I mean NEVER make eye contact with a child on the verge of falling asleep. They will sense your delight and abort mission immediately.
I just learned what cosplay is... I used to call it something else. What do you call it?
PicRec PicRec
26 may
I just learned what cosplay is... I used to call it something else. What do you call it?
This is my asshole antenna.
You're coming in loud and clear.
Purpleeez Purpleeez
14 mar
This is my asshole antenna. You're coming in loud and clear.
WHY ARE MEN SMARTER DURING SEX?
BECAUSE DURNG SEX THEY'RE PLUGGED INTO A FUCKING KNOW- IT- ALL
MENS SHED
TMOB
22 mar
WHY ARE MEN SMARTER DURING SEX? BECAUSE DURNG SEX THEY'RE PLUGGED INTO A FUCKING KNOW- IT- ALL MENS SHED
Thirty
@TalkThirty
When was 5, my parents convinced my twin and me to name our goldfish surf and turf, then a year later, after surf and turf died, our family was out to dinner and I saw surf and turf on the menu. That is my joker origin story.
Thirty @TalkThirty When was 5, my parents convinced my twin and me to name our goldfish surf and turf, then a year later, after surf and turf died, our family was out to dinner and I saw surf and turf on the menu. That is my joker origin story.
CANT READ A CLOCK
ALWAYS KNOWS WHEN
CANT READ A CLOCK ALWAYS KNOWS WHEN
Them: don't come back here with that bullshit Me coming back with that bullshii: