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Jackie
@omggijackiee
WHAT DO PPL DO IN THE SHOWER
PETER:
@OkighoHTX
Concerts, meet and greets, cry, overthink, arguments. You name it.
Legit Jackie @omggijackiee WHAT DO PPL DO IN THE SHOWER PETER: @OkighoHTX Concerts, meet and greets, cry, overthink, arguments. You name it.
EASTER SUITS BE LIKE...
EASTER SUITS BE LIKE...
How my dog feels when I let him off the leash
How my dog feels when I let him off the leash
TRis desertus stupid. Tnney need
to nut a drinkrrne
TRis desertus stupid. Tnney need to nut a drinkrrne
DUMBING DOWN SOCIETY
- ~
thats one f but, i don't hats one of
the symptoms
have any symptoms
DUMBING DOWN SOCIETY - ~ thats one f but, i don't hats one of the symptoms have any symptoms
you push our dick deep enough ina irl you can hit her toxic button
worldwideChic worldwideChic
19 mar
you push our dick deep enough ina irl you can hit her toxic button
Who's been to ISS before don't lie
Who's been to ISS before don't lie
Does anyone still cook
Roast,
Potatoes,
Onions, and
Carrots anvmore7?
Does anyone still cook Roast, Potatoes, Onions, and Carrots anvmore7?
Some of the best advice
I've been given:
"Don't take criticism from people you would never go to for advice."
Gargoyle Gargoyle
9 mar
Some of the best advice I've been given: "Don't take criticism from people you would never go to for advice."
IF IM EVER KILLED BY A MOUNTAIN LION
JUST KNOW MY LAST WORDS WERE
"HERE KITTY KITTY"
crazychic crazychic
18 mar
IF IM EVER KILLED BY A MOUNTAIN LION JUST KNOW MY LAST WORDS WERE "HERE KITTY KITTY"
WHEN HE ASKS FOR MORE WATER
Cherish those you have
rt
in your life because you never know when they won
be around anymore.
Unknown
piscesgurl0305
18 mar
Cherish those you have rt in your life because you never know when they won be around anymore. Unknown
SOGRY TO REAR ABOUT...
YOUS MOMS SKVRIUING ACEWDENT
SOGRY TO REAR ABOUT... YOUS MOMS SKVRIUING ACEWDENT
Smoke a blunt and one only put visine in one eye..
Now you have you for been sent home from work for eye and can go
ing!
triangularBest triangularBest
11 mar
Smoke a blunt and one only put visine in one eye.. Now you have you for been sent home from work for eye and can go ing!
This is your brain on motherhood. Any questions?
@themarvelousmrsmom
This is your brain on motherhood. Any questions? @themarvelousmrsmom
She's not messing around
Both of them
Your Majesty
Yes 007!
and Oprah
too...
Louie888 Louie888
17 mar
She's not messing around Both of them Your Majesty Yes 007! and Oprah too...
Insurance Agent : Of course sir, what did you hit?
Bob: A trout.
Insurance Agent : Of course sir, what did you hit? Bob: A trout.
When you sneeze so hard, your moustache changes lips:
When you sneeze so hard, your moustache changes lips:
EVER SWALLOW YOUR CHEWING GUM
WinterSnow WinterSnow
7 mar
EVER SWALLOW YOUR CHEWING GUM
OTILL HERE
BITCHES
atlashm atlashm
11 apr
OTILL HERE BITCHES
If you had $86,400 in your bank account and someone stole $10 from you, would you be upset and throw the remaining amount $86,390
away? No. See, we have 86,400 seconds each day. Don't let a negative
10 seconds ruin your entire day. You run this shit. Pay attention.
IKEEPONLEARNINGOAILY
Rikkeej Rikkeej
16 mar
If you had $86,400 in your bank account and someone stole $10 from you, would you be upset and throw the remaining amount $86,390 away? No. See, we have 86,400 seconds each day. Don't let a negative 10 seconds ruin your entire day. You run this shit. Pay attention. IKEEPONLEARNINGOAILY