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LET'S NOT FORGET OUR WOUNDED FEMALE VETERANS.
RESPECT.
LET'S NOT FORGET OUR WOUNDED FEMALE VETERANS. RESPECT.
"find Diet Coke please."
"find Diet Coke please."
STILL CLEANER THAN MILEY CYRUS
Shayne Shayne
6 mar
STILL CLEANER THAN MILEY CYRUS
It's sucha
"blessing just to rise in the morning in, good health, so grateful
It's sucha "blessing just to rise in the morning in, good health, so grateful
HE STRELE BEST EVER SEEN.
Gargoyle Gargoyle
18 mar
HE STRELE BEST EVER SEEN.
One minute your kids are laughing and hugging and making beautiful memories, and the next minute, you are hosting a WWF match in your living room because one kid looked at the other kid's cereal the wrong way.
One minute your kids are laughing and hugging and making beautiful memories, and the next minute, you are hosting a WWF match in your living room because one kid looked at the other kid's cereal the wrong way.
What 100S looks like to you as a kid
500S dollars as a teenager
1500S dollars as an adult
70sguy 70sguy
19 mar
What 100S looks like to you as a kid 500S dollars as a teenager 1500S dollars as an adult
A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.
Wisdom
Quotes
(OO)
A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked. Wisdom Quotes (OO)
Krazy glue
who remembers this?
tpmjrm tpmjrm
18 mar
Krazy glue who remembers this?
"Everyone appreciates your honesty, until you're honest with
them, then you're
an
Ceoroe Carlin
"Everyone appreciates your honesty, until you're honest with them, then you're an Ceoroe Carlin
'Just hold your bone like a normal dog and stop embarrassing me.'
'Just hold your bone like a normal dog and stop embarrassing me.'
If we don't go back and paint this on a wall, no one's ever gonna believe it.
If we don't go back and paint this on a wall, no one's ever gonna believe it.
When you fart in an aisle at the store and you walk away hearing the screams of your victims.
JennyGoff
24 mar
When you fart in an aisle at the store and you walk away hearing the screams of your victims.
te gh
CATWOMAN AND IRON MAN.
bestgroups2 bestgroups2
16 mar
te gh CATWOMAN AND IRON MAN.
HAD A BAD DAY?
AT LEAST YOU'RE NOT THE GUY FILLING UP ABLOW-UP DOLL AT A FREE AIR PUMP
HAD A BAD DAY? AT LEAST YOU'RE NOT THE GUY FILLING UP ABLOW-UP DOLL AT A FREE AIR PUMP
I THINK I MAY HAVE STREAMED THE WRONG ALADDIN MOVIE
WETINK1 WETINK1
18 jun
I THINK I MAY HAVE STREAMED THE WRONG ALADDIN MOVIE
Somebody' been working, out!
Somebody' been working, out!
"An eighteen year old boy is carried into the shock ward, and he looks up at me trustingly asking, "How am I doing, nurse?"
I just kiss his forehead and say, "You are doing just fine soldier."
He smiles sweetly and says, was just checking,"
Then he dies.
We all cry in private. But not in front of the boys.
Never in front of the boys."
hima VAlanriraw
"An eighteen year old boy is carried into the shock ward, and he looks up at me trustingly asking, "How am I doing, nurse?" I just kiss his forehead and say, "You are doing just fine soldier." He smiles sweetly and says, was just checking," Then he dies. We all cry in private. But not in front of the boys. Never in front of the boys." hima VAlanriraw
"What inspires you to get out of bed in the morning?"
Me: "My bladder, mostly."
wt
"What inspires you to get out of bed in the morning?" Me: "My bladder, mostly." wt
Daniel Munro @
@dk_munro
Middle aged happiness is discovering that the next load of laundry to fold is just 8 bath towels
and not 46 pieces of small human clothes.
Daniel Munro @ @dk_munro Middle aged happiness is discovering that the next load of laundry to fold is just 8 bath towels and not 46 pieces of small human clothes.
Her: At least invite me out to dinner
Him: I don't go out with married women, sorry
Her: But I'm your wife
Him: I make no exceptions
@nothingsilly
Her: At least invite me out to dinner Him: I don't go out with married women, sorry Her: But I'm your wife Him: I make no exceptions @nothingsilly