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Life is too short to worry about what others say about you.
ul
So have fun, enjoy yourself and
give them something to talk about.
Life is too short to worry about what others say about you. ul So have fun, enjoy yourself and give them something to talk about.
There are two types of people
There are two types of people
If say "I'm hungry" We got about 27 minutes until I'm a different person
If say "I'm hungry" We got about 27 minutes until I'm a different person
TODD SPENCE
(@Todd Spence
Actual photo of service dogs watching
Billy Elliot The Musical as part of their
behaving in a theater training.
My heart can't take it
-_Ar_.. L,
TODD SPENCE (@Todd Spence Actual photo of service dogs watching Billy Elliot The Musical as part of their behaving in a theater training. My heart can't take it -_Ar_.. L,
What happens at Grandma's stays at Grandma's
sodiumannie sodiumannie
3 may
What happens at Grandma's stays at Grandma's
Be careful where you shop online. We ordered a german shepherd and now this guy lives with us.
Rikkeej Rikkeej
17d
Be careful where you shop online. We ordered a german shepherd and now this guy lives with us.
my manager: so how's the shift going? me:
DDivya DDivya
18 mar
my manager: so how's the shift going? me:
He's loving his carrots
If jealousy had a face.
If jealousy had a face.
Patron Saint of Hopeless Causes
@_Hate_Holly
I'm watching wife swap and it's a hunting family vs a raw food Vegan family. The vegan wife thought she was being slick like "oops forgot to thaw the meat looks like no meat for dinner". This mf went in the backyard and shot a rabbit LMFAO
Patron Saint of Hopeless Causes @_Hate_Holly I'm watching wife swap and it's a hunting family vs a raw food Vegan family. The vegan wife thought she was being slick like "oops forgot to thaw the meat looks like no meat for dinner". This mf went in the backyard and shot a rabbit LMFAO
HE DIED OF YOU PUSHED OFF ROOF. )
HIM OFF A
Is
RobertLacy
15 mar
HE DIED OF YOU PUSHED OFF ROOF. ) HIM OFF A Is
How it started: How it's going:
accomplishedight accomplishedight
14 mar
How it started: How it's going:
When a woman says
all"
First of all" in an argument
Run away! She has prepared research, data, charts & graphs to destroy you
Sagacious_Jeff Sagacious_Jeff
18 jun
When a woman says all" First of all" in an argument Run away! She has prepared research, data, charts & graphs to destroy you
2-year-old needed a $20,000 wheelchair, but his parents couldn't afford one and insurance wouldn't pay for it. So local high school robotics team got to work and built him one instead.
70sguy 70sguy
27d
2-year-old needed a $20,000 wheelchair, but his parents couldn't afford one and insurance wouldn't pay for it. So local high school robotics team got to work and built him one instead.
In 1990, the legendary professional boxer,
Muhammad Ali, went to Iraq and secured the release of 15 American hostages by negotiating with Saddam Hussein. He did so without caring for his own life or the warnings of the government.
In 1990, the legendary professional boxer, Muhammad Ali, went to Iraq and secured the release of 15 American hostages by negotiating with Saddam Hussein. He did so without caring for his own life or the warnings of the government.
him: i never said that
Reddog999 Reddog999
22 jun
him: i never said that
She is an aggressive, yet submissive woman.
This means,
that she will dominate you if you allow her to,
but will submit to you,
if you are respectful,
and masculine enough,
to make her want to.
MIN OFGURNAL
She is an aggressive, yet submissive woman. This means, that she will dominate you if you allow her to, but will submit to you, if you are respectful, and masculine enough, to make her want to. MIN OFGURNAL
MANAGE!
This beer is love letter to all of the service industry workers who, despite a global pandemic, endeavor each day to provide safe, welcoming environment for their guests. While we can't prevert the verbal abuse from that small fraction of customers who refuse to acknowledge your humanity, we will continue to call it out and stond with you.
Subject
Message
PS This beer does NOT toste like hot old 0).
actually will remind you of pecan pie with notes coramelized sugar and warm, toasted pecans.
MANAGE! This beer is love letter to all of the service industry workers who, despite a global pandemic, endeavor each day to provide safe, welcoming environment for their guests. While we can't prevert the verbal abuse from that small fraction of customers who refuse to acknowledge your humanity, we will continue to call it out and stond with you. Subject Message PS This beer does NOT toste like hot old 0). actually will remind you of pecan pie with notes coramelized sugar and warm, toasted pecans.
Different size, same attitude
Different size, same attitude
Them: "Who's skull is that?"
Me: *raising it to my lips to take a drink* "A guy named Phillip"
Them: "What's in it?"
Me: "Vodka and orange juice."
Them:
Me: "It's a Phillip's head screw driver"
ItsaBadSign ItsaBadSign
8 mar
Them: "Who's skull is that?" Me: *raising it to my lips to take a drink* "A guy named Phillip" Them: "What's in it?" Me: "Vodka and orange juice." Them: Me: "It's a Phillip's head screw driver"
Life becomes easier
When you delete the negative people from it.
Life becomes easier When you delete the negative people from it.