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When it's
RAINING
like PEOPLE When it's RAINING
It was a sad and disappointing day when discovered my
Universal Remote Control
did not,
in fact, control the Universe.
(Not even remotely.)
sparseGroups97 sparseGroups97
16 mar
It was a sad and disappointing day when discovered my Universal Remote Control did not, in fact, control the Universe. (Not even remotely.)
When you flush at a friends house and the water starts rising
When you flush at a friends house and the water starts rising
This really messed with my head for a few minutes before I realised
This really messed with my head for a few minutes before I realised
Mary's a "glass half-full" gall...
fleetingwize fleetingwize
18 mar
Mary's a "glass half-full" gall...
Letting my Husband think we dropped the baby in the SNOW
"So what do you plan on doing when you retire?"
Me:
Man devotes his life to adopting old dogs who can't find forever homes
"So what do you plan on doing when you retire?" Me: Man devotes his life to adopting old dogs who can't find forever homes
A woman cut in front of me at the store with a box of tampons, ice cream and
wine in her cart.
I wasn't about to mess with that situation.
Redrover420GaUS Redrover420GaUS
11 mar
A woman cut in front of me at the store with a box of tampons, ice cream and wine in her cart. I wasn't about to mess with that situation.
swiss_toptalent swiss_toptalent
17 mar
*Me and my friend in engineering class* My mom: They're probably just goofing off What we're actually doing:
When you want a Golden Retriever but are only allowed to get a cat
TATERNUTZ TATERNUTZ
9 mar
When you want a Golden Retriever but are only allowed to get a cat
"My sincerest apologies, sir I thought something died in here."
RobertLacy
14 mar
"My sincerest apologies, sir I thought something died in here."
Don't ever
tet your ears
\ hear what
your eyes didn't see,
don't
your
'outh'say what
your heart doesn't feel.
WOLVERINE
10 mar
Don't ever tet your ears \ hear what your eyes didn't see, don't your 'outh'say what your heart doesn't feel.
his first day on the job
jessica8 jessica8
16d
his first day on the job
I don't know whether to add dressing or holy water
densojb3 densojb3
7d
I don't know whether to add dressing or holy water
squaretoptalent squaretoptalent
12 mar
TikTok The tandlord wanted to call
SOMETIMES YOU JUST HAVE TO KEEP YOUR GOOD NEWS TO YOURSELF. EVERYBODY IS NOT GENUINELY HAPPY FOR YOU.
brokengroups brokengroups
10 may
SOMETIMES YOU JUST HAVE TO KEEP YOUR GOOD NEWS TO YOURSELF. EVERYBODY IS NOT GENUINELY HAPPY FOR YOU.
Hugh Jackman decided against taking dance lessons when he was 11 years old because his older brother had said that "dancing's for sissies!" Years later, his brother
apologized and encouraged him to pursue his passion.
Jackman signed up for classes the next day and went on to win a Tony Award for Best Actor in a Musical.
Hugh Jackman decided against taking dance lessons when he was 11 years old because his older brother had said that "dancing's for sissies!" Years later, his brother apologized and encouraged him to pursue his passion. Jackman signed up for classes the next day and went on to win a Tony Award for Best Actor in a Musical.
TRESPASSING WERE
TIRED OF HIDING HE HE BODIES
TRESPASSING WERE TIRED OF HIDING HE HE BODIES
LOOKS GREAT...
UNTIL THE ROOMBA
ACCIDENTALLY SUNMONS ADEMON
LOOKS GREAT... UNTIL THE ROOMBA ACCIDENTALLY SUNMONS ADEMON