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FOUND YOUR GRANDMOTHERS PICTURE IN THE YEARBOOK
DroopAlong DroopAlong
18 may
FOUND YOUR GRANDMOTHERS PICTURE IN THE YEARBOOK
"Shouldn't hide treats in your back pocket with a dog that big.
WinterSnow WinterSnow
10 mar
"Shouldn't hide treats in your back pocket with a dog that big.
'I wish I could have some of that, but I'm trying to live a clean life."
'It's banana bread Susan, not heroin.'
'I wish I could have some of that, but I'm trying to live a clean life." 'It's banana bread Susan, not heroin.'
care of
exitedishe gels, shrieking and how dancingon the tables...
crazychic crazychic
4 mar
care of exitedishe gels, shrieking and how dancingon the tables...
Google Maps Acquires Snapchat
hysterical_fend hysterical_fend
20 mar
Google Maps Acquires Snapchat
When you're "third wheeling" and the couple you're with start arguing....
When you're "third wheeling" and the couple you're with start arguing....
ESINO} TO WIN...
START PLAYING WITH YOUR BOOBS.
Gals if youre in an arguement with a au
worldwideChic worldwideChic
20 mar
ESINO} TO WIN... START PLAYING WITH YOUR BOOBS. Gals if youre in an arguement with a au
I swore never to be a stepfather but that child's smile won my heart!
dregone dregone
11 mar
I swore never to be a stepfather but that child's smile won my heart!
Mom: Be careful the food is hot!
Me 5 seconds later:
KileyStuff
14 mar
Mom: Be careful the food is hot! Me 5 seconds later:
DIONT CARE YESTERDAY,
DON'T GIVE A SHIT TODAY,
PROBABLY WON'T GIVE A FUCK TOMORROW.
DIONT CARE YESTERDAY, DON'T GIVE A SHIT TODAY, PROBABLY WON'T GIVE A FUCK TOMORROW.
Look, I got him to sleep!
groupssmush29 groupssmush29
20 may
Look, I got him to sleep!
A PESSIMIST sees a dark tunnel
An OPTIMIST sees light at the end of the tunnel
A REALIST sees a freight train
The TRAIN driver sees 3 idiots standing on the tracks.
JimmyCompton JimmyCompton
9 mar
A PESSIMIST sees a dark tunnel An OPTIMIST sees light at the end of the tunnel A REALIST sees a freight train The TRAIN driver sees 3 idiots standing on the tracks.
IF A GUY WANTS YOU FOR YOUR BREASTS,
THIGHS AND LEGS,
SEND HIM KFC.
YOU'RE A LADY, NOT
CHEAP VALUE MEAL. -NICOLAS CAGE
Gargoyle Gargoyle
25 mar
IF A GUY WANTS YOU FOR YOUR BREASTS, THIGHS AND LEGS, SEND HIM KFC. YOU'RE A LADY, NOT CHEAP VALUE MEAL. -NICOLAS CAGE
WHEN A DEAF GIRL JACKS YOU OFF
IT'S TECHNICALLY ORAL
MaddHatter MaddHatter
18 jun
WHEN A DEAF GIRL JACKS YOU OFF IT'S TECHNICALLY ORAL
Lil bro like
"gotta watch this fool.. he shorted me last time"
HbicMzQuitB HbicMzQuitB
18 mar
Lil bro like "gotta watch this fool.. he shorted me last time"
Put me in a room with the same people who talk shit about me and watch how friendly they become.
diablo1 diablo1
6 mar
Put me in a room with the same people who talk shit about me and watch how friendly they become.
me being proud of my teacher because she at least tried making the assignments fun
my teacher:
me being proud of my teacher because she at least tried making the assignments fun my teacher:
Put a mask on!
You're putting my health at risk!
Put a mask on! You're putting my health at risk!
my dad was killed in the line of duty 10 months before i graduated college so guys from his station came and surprised me at my graduation
IanRobbins IanRobbins
23 may
my dad was killed in the line of duty 10 months before i graduated college so guys from his station came and surprised me at my graduation