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LISTEN UP- GUYS SOMTIMES TO SEE THINGS
FROM A WOMANS POINT OF VIEW.
BoneKing69 BoneKing69
5 may
LISTEN UP- GUYS SOMTIMES TO SEE THINGS FROM A WOMANS POINT OF VIEW.
Me: The kids haven't eaten their sandwiches
Wife: ok just throw them out
[Later]
Me *helping the kids pack a suitcase* look I'm as surprised as vou are
Me: The kids haven't eaten their sandwiches Wife: ok just throw them out [Later] Me *helping the kids pack a suitcase* look I'm as surprised as vou are
WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU EAT PEANUT BUTTER AND BAKED BEANS?
A FART THAT STICKS TO THE
ROOF OF YOUR ASS.
WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU EAT PEANUT BUTTER AND BAKED BEANS? A FART THAT STICKS TO THE ROOF OF YOUR ASS.
LIKE LONG WALKS ON THE BEACH,
LIKE SHORT WALKS ON THE HUMAN.
LIKE LONG WALKS ON THE BEACH, LIKE SHORT WALKS ON THE HUMAN.
WHEN PEOPLE GIVE DIRECTIONS LIKE
"THEN HEAD NORTH"
'Tracy
OKAY LEWIS & CLARK...
DO TURN AT CHIC FIL A OR GO TOWARDS SONIC?
WHEN PEOPLE GIVE DIRECTIONS LIKE "THEN HEAD NORTH" 'Tracy OKAY LEWIS & CLARK... DO TURN AT CHIC FIL A OR GO TOWARDS SONIC?
Same people Whe Sal the alll the
Same people Whe Sal the alll the
When you know they lying to you ut you can't say anything cause of the way you found out
be like
When you know they lying to you ut you can't say anything cause of the way you found out be like
pods:
OH MY GOD one of our tigers did this (and it isn't stuck on his head: one of the keepers went in to see if he needed help and he undid
this and redid it on his own a few times) but mb KOC'C MDOCTTOOOAIMIAIM TY TOC AT ISNA
pods: OH MY GOD one of our tigers did this (and it isn't stuck on his head: one of the keepers went in to see if he needed help and he undid this and redid it on his own a few times) but mb KOC'C MDOCTTOOOAIMIAIM TY TOC AT ISNA
Forgive your enemy, but remember the bastard's name.
-Scottish proverb
Forgive your enemy, but remember the bastard's name. -Scottish proverb
TODAY'S GENERATION HAS NO IDEA ABOUT THIS NT:
corporate90spage corporate90spage
13 mar
TODAY'S GENERATION HAS NO IDEA ABOUT THIS NT:
\Who grew up eating Cracker
Jacks out of the box?
\Who grew up eating Cracker Jacks out of the box?
You have to stay in this shelter for 1 month. You have food and water but no access to technology.
On the last day, you walk out with $100, 000.
Mrsstargazer718 Mrsstargazer718
20 may
You have to stay in this shelter for 1 month. You have food and water but no access to technology. On the last day, you walk out with $100, 000.
Me Trashy horror movies with lots of nudity and gratuitous viofence
MolanoMosh MolanoMosh
8 may
Me Trashy horror movies with lots of nudity and gratuitous viofence
Ancient skull found on archaeological dig is proof of our alien origins
JimmyCompton JimmyCompton
14 mar
Ancient skull found on archaeological dig is proof of our alien origins
What can
we do to stop living CLICK = in fear?
What can we do to stop living CLICK = in fear?
Good morning
en
SandraWilliam77 SandraWilliam77
11 jun
Good morning en
Am joke to you, Karen?
Am joke to you, Karen?
Have I not commanded you
Be strong and courageous.
Do not be
do be discowraged, for the Lord your
God will be with you wherever you go.
JOSHUA
Seraphim Seraphim
8 mar
Have I not commanded you Be strong and courageous. Do not be do be discowraged, for the Lord your God will be with you wherever you go. JOSHUA
HI: THESADDEST PIC) ON THE INTERNET
So
SITS SODAPRESSING
TATERNUTZ TATERNUTZ
8 mar
HI: THESADDEST PIC) ON THE INTERNET So SITS SODAPRESSING
lll know is, I heard your Dad tell your Mom that he was really gonna pound the Beaver when he gets home from work...
RacerHex RacerHex
17 mar
lll know is, I heard your Dad tell your Mom that he was really gonna pound the Beaver when he gets home from work...
According to scientist at Harvard, hair is the thinnest thing in the world
jose
They obviously haven't seen my patience
According to scientist at Harvard, hair is the thinnest thing in the world jose They obviously haven't seen my patience