Little Johnny is always being teased by the other neighbor- hood boys for being stupid.
Their favorite joke is to offer
Johnny his choice between a nickel and a dime Little Johnny always takes the nickel. One day, after Johnny takes the nickel, a neighbor takes him aside and says, "Johnny, those boys are making fun of you.
Don't you know that a dime is worth more than a nickel, even though the nickel's bigger?" Johnny grins and says,
"Well, if I took the dime, they'd stop doing it, and so far I've made $20!"