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Penis says to his balls:
"Tl take you two to a
party.
'The Balls replies: "Yo fucking liar!!! You always go inside alone and leave us outside
knocking!!!"
LMFAO Penis says to his balls: "Tl take you two to a party. 'The Balls replies: "Yo fucking liar!!! You always go inside alone and leave us outside knocking!!!"
When you text her to "calm down" and then you spend 15 minutes staring at
typing...'
When you text her to "calm down" and then you spend 15 minutes staring at typing...'
The true rulers of the
Internet!
The true rulers of the Internet!
HO REMEMBERS I
"WHEN BUBBLEGUM CAME WITH CON
HO REMEMBERS I "WHEN BUBBLEGUM CAME WITH CON
My cat, deeply asleep with the last piece of a jigsaw puzzle. We've been searching for it for 10 minutes.
My cat, deeply asleep with the last piece of a jigsaw puzzle. We've been searching for it for 10 minutes.
COSPLAY
Giving male otakus wet dreams since 1976!
Reddog999 Reddog999
22 jun
COSPLAY Giving male otakus wet dreams since 1976!
Me buying 20 loaves because cutting them is satisfying
Fuck nudes.
Tell me about the song that kept you alive when you felt like nothing else could save you.
Fuck nudes. Tell me about the song that kept you alive when you felt like nothing else could save you.
would rather be known in life as an honest sinner, than a lying hypocrite...
txcntrylivin11 txcntrylivin11
11 mar
would rather be known in life as an honest sinner, than a lying hypocrite...
When your grandma tells your mom to leave you alone
When your grandma tells your mom to leave you alone
et zm
If someone stays by your side through your worst.
times, they're the ones who deserve to be with you through your best times.
JennyGoff
13 mar
et zm If someone stays by your side through your worst. times, they're the ones who deserve to be with you through your best times.
YOU PISS OFF
PEOPLE WHEN YOU THINK
FOR YOURSELF AND DON' T PLAY FOLLOW THE LEADER.
Gargoyle Gargoyle
22 mar
YOU PISS OFF PEOPLE WHEN YOU THINK FOR YOURSELF AND DON' T PLAY FOLLOW THE LEADER.
I was trying to hide from this cat y'all.
@racjordenimages
Rat ha vasa Kidding fram?
mainallidoboi512 mainallidoboi512
18 mar
I was trying to hide from this cat y'all. @racjordenimages Rat ha vasa Kidding fram?
I was wondering why music was coming from my printer?
Apparently the paper was jamming
I was wondering why music was coming from my printer? Apparently the paper was jamming
Remember to be thankful for
what you have. This poor woman can only afford a shirt that partly covers her. Be thankful!
Remember to be thankful for what you have. This poor woman can only afford a shirt that partly covers her. Be thankful!
HE STRELE BEST EVER SEEN.
Gargoyle Gargoyle
18 mar
HE STRELE BEST EVER SEEN.
HOW KIDNAP ME
Mariwanna Mariwanna
12 mar
HOW KIDNAP ME
WELL, IT'S NOT DING TO THROILITCELE
WELL, IT'S NOT DING TO THROILITCELE
The steaks have never been higher
The steaks have never been higher
Gordon Hartman was heartbroken when his special needs daughter, Morgan, was rejected by group of children playing by the hotel poolside. He then set out to build place where all children can play together. This led to the development of the world's first ultra-accessible amusement park,
Gordon Hartman was heartbroken when his special needs daughter, Morgan, was rejected by group of children playing by the hotel poolside. He then set out to build place where all children can play together. This led to the development of the world's first ultra-accessible amusement park,
Barbara =
hrs
My toaster caught on fire yesterday and when I realized it there was a flame like two feet high almost touching my cabinets so I panicked and picked it up so it wouldn't catch my cabinets on fire but then I was just standing in my kitchen holding a flaming toaster and my dad saw me and didn't say anything and I didn't know what to do so ran outside with it and threw it at the ground but it was on fire so I picked it up and threw it again and again until it went out but then my grass was on fire so I beat it with a shovel until that went out too. Then I came back inside and my dad was just like
"Whatcha cookin Barb"
Barbara = hrs My toaster caught on fire yesterday and when I realized it there was a flame like two feet high almost touching my cabinets so I panicked and picked it up so it wouldn't catch my cabinets on fire but then I was just standing in my kitchen holding a flaming toaster and my dad saw me and didn't say anything and I didn't know what to do so ran outside with it and threw it at the ground but it was on fire so I picked it up and threw it again and again until it went out but then my grass was on fire so I beat it with a shovel until that went out too. Then I came back inside and my dad was just like "Whatcha cookin Barb"