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GOT 99 PROBLEMS AND BEING TRAPPED IN A DECAYING BODY IN A MONEY HUNGRY SOCIETY ON A DYING PLANET INA MYSTERIOUS DIMENSION MAY BE ONE.
GOT 99 PROBLEMS AND BEING TRAPPED IN A DECAYING BODY IN A MONEY HUNGRY SOCIETY ON A DYING PLANET INA MYSTERIOUS DIMENSION MAY BE ONE.
Mom: "Leave the damn sign in the kitchen where it belongs!"
Dad:
exactdaily exactdaily
17 mar
Mom: "Leave the damn sign in the kitchen where it belongs!" Dad:
When you find a serious leek under your sink.
When you find a serious leek under your sink.
It's the frealsin' weekend, baby.
I'm about to do
15 loads of laundry.
It's the frealsin' weekend, baby. I'm about to do 15 loads of laundry.
TodaysKidsWillNeverKnow the struggle of having to wait for these to finish rewinding &
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TodaysKidsWillNeverKnow the struggle of having to wait for these to finish rewinding & ne PA i SIhpaisnty. PA
If you had $86,400 in your bank account and someone stole $10 from you, would you be upset and throw the remaining amount $86,390
away? No. See, we have 86,400 seconds each day. Don't let a negative
10 seconds ruin your entire day. You run this shit. Pay attention.
IKEEPONLEARNINGOAILY
Rikkeej Rikkeej
16 mar
If you had $86,400 in your bank account and someone stole $10 from you, would you be upset and throw the remaining amount $86,390 away? No. See, we have 86,400 seconds each day. Don't let a negative 10 seconds ruin your entire day. You run this shit. Pay attention. IKEEPONLEARNINGOAILY
What we do:
What we have to do, minutes after we're finished:
What we do: What we have to do, minutes after we're finished:
me anytime I'm asked a question that requires an answer above my pay grade
wonk
me anytime I'm asked a question that requires an answer above my pay grade wonk
YOUR MAMA'S COOCHIE HAIRY
IT WAS A GUEST STAR ON DUCK DYNASTY
YOUR MAMA'S COOCHIE HAIRY IT WAS A GUEST STAR ON DUCK DYNASTY
The awkward moment when you realize that the person you re making fun of is right behind you...
Chrissy4Life Chrissy4Life
23 jun
The awkward moment when you realize that the person you re making fun of is right behind you...
NAILED IT
SEXY WATER HAIB FLIP EXPECTATION:
REALITY
Laura38 Laura38
12 jun
NAILED IT SEXY WATER HAIB FLIP EXPECTATION: REALITY
Deborah Sharon Smith
Or dick appointment either....
what do you mean Can't call
Titly side chic pussy?
Deborah Sharon Smith Or dick appointment either.... what do you mean Can't call Titly side chic pussy?
A lady walked by me and said "no mask?" said "no panties either". That shut her up. Don't play with me
Karen
amybunker2005
9 mar
A lady walked by me and said "no mask?" said "no panties either". That shut her up. Don't play with me Karen
I SPEND A GREAT DEAL OF MY LIFE REALIZING I SHOULD'VE
SHUT UP
10 MINUTES AGO.
ritzpage2boi ritzpage2boi
11 mar
I SPEND A GREAT DEAL OF MY LIFE REALIZING I SHOULD'VE SHUT UP 10 MINUTES AGO.
PETTING
BE SURE NOT TO ACTIVATE I THEIR MURDER BUTTON.
bonvau1025 bonvau1025
8 mar
PETTING BE SURE NOT TO ACTIVATE I THEIR MURDER BUTTON.
HAVE YOU EVER LOOKED AT SOMEONE AND THOUGHT SHUT THE HELL UP.
AND THEY WEREN'T EVEN SPEAKING.
FelixDulingEl
20 jun
HAVE YOU EVER LOOKED AT SOMEONE AND THOUGHT SHUT THE HELL UP. AND THEY WEREN'T EVEN SPEAKING.
life hacks
By drinking black coffee in the morning you'll save calories without the extra additives, and it will jump- start your digestive system for the day.
#1152
1000L ifeHacks. com
life hacks By drinking black coffee in the morning you'll save calories without the extra additives, and it will jump- start your digestive system for the day. #1152 1000L ifeHacks. com
FISHING
INBANTRY
FOLL
VOU'RE
DOING IT RIGHT!
FISHING INBANTRY FOLL VOU'RE DOING IT RIGHT!
Bill is on the internet.
Bill sees something that offends him.
Bill moves on.
Bill is smart.
Be like Bill.
Hawkblade
18 mar
Bill is on the internet. Bill sees something that offends him. Bill moves on. Bill is smart. Be like Bill.
Never trust someone who isn't kind to animals.
@SpiritualAsylum
320solutions 320solutions
26 apr
Never trust someone who isn't kind to animals. @SpiritualAsylum