log in
Look, I got him to sleep!
groupssmush29 groupssmush29
20 may
Look, I got him to sleep!
IF IT'S THE THOUGHT THAT COUNTS
SHOULD PROBABLY
BE IN JAIL
IF IT'S THE THOUGHT THAT COUNTS SHOULD PROBABLY BE IN JAIL
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ow beg
wow unbelievabletactsblog com
In 1862, a slave named Robert Smalls stole a confederate ship and delivered it to the Union.
He was given command of a Union ship, became a major general, bought the house he was a slave in, let the wife of his former 'owner' live in the house when she developed dementia, learned to read and write, won an election against a
vathita man and carad in Oranarace
source Is ow beg wow unbelievabletactsblog com In 1862, a slave named Robert Smalls stole a confederate ship and delivered it to the Union. He was given command of a Union ship, became a major general, bought the house he was a slave in, let the wife of his former 'owner' live in the house when she developed dementia, learned to read and write, won an election against a vathita man and carad in Oranarace
Sleeping in could easily be my superpowen If not for my arch-nemesis, havina to pee.
pepperyOMG2F pepperyOMG2F
18 mar
Sleeping in could easily be my superpowen If not for my arch-nemesis, havina to pee.
DOCTOR SAID CUT OUT DRINKING..
DOCTOR SAID CUT OUT DRINKING..
Bffs for life!
ashleyqueen ashleyqueen
8 mar
Bffs for life!
I'M SORRY I COULDN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE LITTLE VOICE IN MY HEAD SCREAMING "HE'S FULL OF SHIT... PUNCH HIM IN THE DICK."
taniaye taniaye
12 mar
I'M SORRY I COULDN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE LITTLE VOICE IN MY HEAD SCREAMING "HE'S FULL OF SHIT... PUNCH HIM IN THE DICK."
Some of you don't know what real temptation is... and it shows.
Some of you don't know what real temptation is... and it shows.
sugoi sugoi
9 mar
He doesn't like me making fun of him cleaning himself
he's so excited
Hladies
Don't just treat any man like king. Treating joker like a king will make a joke out of you.
@gentlemenhood
@peutons plaice
PeytonJackman PeytonJackman
20 mar
Hladies Don't just treat any man like king. Treating joker like a king will make a joke out of you. @gentlemenhood @peutons plaice
MANAGE!
This beer is love letter to all of the service industry workers who, despite a global pandemic, endeavor each day to provide safe, welcoming environment for their guests. While we can't prevert the verbal abuse from that small fraction of customers who refuse to acknowledge your humanity, we will continue to call it out and stond with you.
Subject
Message
PS This beer does NOT toste like hot old 0).
actually will remind you of pecan pie with notes coramelized sugar and warm, toasted pecans.
MANAGE! This beer is love letter to all of the service industry workers who, despite a global pandemic, endeavor each day to provide safe, welcoming environment for their guests. While we can't prevert the verbal abuse from that small fraction of customers who refuse to acknowledge your humanity, we will continue to call it out and stond with you. Subject Message PS This beer does NOT toste like hot old 0). actually will remind you of pecan pie with notes coramelized sugar and warm, toasted pecans.
let my blind friend borrow money the other day. He told me he was gonna pay me back the next time he
saw me...
Wait a minute...
let my blind friend borrow money the other day. He told me he was gonna pay me back the next time he saw me... Wait a minute...
I never had an boyfriend always had a dude... He
either friendly sneaky or broke. It just much goin on
WOLVERINE
7 mar
I never had an boyfriend always had a dude... He either friendly sneaky or broke. It just much goin on
DON'T CARE WHERE WE GO...
AM HAPPY AS LONG AS IN WITH YOU!
RavenFox RavenFox
8 mar
DON'T CARE WHERE WE GO... AM HAPPY AS LONG AS IN WITH YOU!
amireallythelast
We adopted a new cat not knowing they'd become inseparable
amireallythelast We adopted a new cat not knowing they'd become inseparable
Sorry haven't gotten anything done today.
I've been in the
Produce Department trying to open this stupid plastic bag.
Sorry haven't gotten anything done today. I've been in the Produce Department trying to open this stupid plastic bag.
Ht @Macandmomeans
Husband, texting me from the
store: Hey did you want those mini I
\SS
eggs you mentioned?
Me: Yes, I want. I'm PMS'img.
/ Chocolate is necessary for
K survival.
Husband: ok lol
Me: mean your survival.
Husband: I'll get the economy size bi
bag.
Ht @Macandmomeans Husband, texting me from the store: Hey did you want those mini I \SS eggs you mentioned? Me: Yes, I want. I'm PMS'img. / Chocolate is necessary for K survival. Husband: ok lol Me: mean your survival. Husband: I'll get the economy size bi bag.
Kids complaining they are bored.
Bitch please You lucky this didn't happen in the
80's with only 12 channels no internet,
Netflix or Xbox!
You'd be doing puzzles and playing go fish!
Kids complaining they are bored. Bitch please You lucky this didn't happen in the 80's with only 12 channels no internet, Netflix or Xbox! You'd be doing puzzles and playing go fish!
ONE MINUTE YOU'RE YOUNG AND FUN AND THE NEXT MINUTE YOU PREDICT THE WEATHER WITK YOUR PAN KNEE.
ONE MINUTE YOU'RE YOUNG AND FUN AND THE NEXT MINUTE YOU PREDICT THE WEATHER WITK YOUR PAN KNEE.