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Lord I'm Not Rushing You
For My Soulmate I'm Just
Asking For The Tracking #
Lord I'm Not Rushing You For My Soulmate I'm Just Asking For The Tracking #
Hi, I'm Gem. If mommy doesn't feed me when I want her to, I slap her in the
face to remind her who's boss
Hi, I'm Gem. If mommy doesn't feed me when I want her to, I slap her in the face to remind her who's boss
Fear does not stop death.
It stops life.
And worrying does not take away tomorrow's troubles.
It takes away today's peace.
gusto1011 gusto1011
23 mar
Fear does not stop death. It stops life. And worrying does not take away tomorrow's troubles. It takes away today's peace.
Different size, same attitude
Different size, same attitude
Shout out to all the single girls not flashing their fanny and tits all over social media.
Who have actual jobs, boss banter, tight vaginas & kind hearts.
Shout out to all the single girls not flashing their fanny and tits all over social media. Who have actual jobs, boss banter, tight vaginas & kind hearts.
Sending dick pics is for amateurs. Real men...
Disappoint in real life!
Sending dick pics is for amateurs. Real men... Disappoint in real life!
In Tokyo, "The Restaurant of Order Mistakes" opened for a trial period last summer. It hired people with dementia as waiters, and told customers they might get orders wrong.
Customers seemed to enjoy never knowing what they were going to get.
taniaye taniaye
14 mar
In Tokyo, "The Restaurant of Order Mistakes" opened for a trial period last summer. It hired people with dementia as waiters, and told customers they might get orders wrong. Customers seemed to enjoy never knowing what they were going to get.
Epic
Me: Goodnight kids
Kids: Goodnight
Me: Goodnight monster that eats children who are naughty
Partner: [through walkie talkie placed under the bed] GOODNIGHT
kristisun1976 kristisun1976
6 mar
Epic Me: Goodnight kids Kids: Goodnight Me: Goodnight monster that eats children who are naughty Partner: [through walkie talkie placed under the bed] GOODNIGHT
2-year-old needed a $20,000 wheelchair, but his parents couldn't afford one and insurance wouldn't pay for it. So local high school robotics team got to work and built him one instead.
70sguy 70sguy
27d
2-year-old needed a $20,000 wheelchair, but his parents couldn't afford one and insurance wouldn't pay for it. So local high school robotics team got to work and built him one instead.
DID YOU KNOW?
When the two ears are put side by side, it forms the shape of a heart.
Interestingly, the word ear" sits right in the middle of the word "heart" (h-ear-t).
The ear is the way to the heart, so if you want someone's heart, learn to listen to
them. @anewme_a.w
piscesgurl0305
18 mar
DID YOU KNOW? When the two ears are put side by side, it forms the shape of a heart. Interestingly, the word ear" sits right in the middle of the word "heart" (h-ear-t). The ear is the way to the heart, so if you want someone's heart, learn to listen to them. @anewme_a.w
When coworkers say "just be yourself"!
So Why? can get fired?
When coworkers say "just be yourself"! So Why? can get fired?
Tesla's don't come with that new car smell.
They come with
Elon Musk
Jester13 Jester13
10 mar
Tesla's don't come with that new car smell. They come with Elon Musk
Put a mask on!
You're putting my health at risk!
Put a mask on! You're putting my health at risk!
Types of Cat Loaf
white toasted burnt cinnamon pumpernickel moldy marble rye extra fluffy gluten-free choco-swirl stale whole grain
Pe
Types of Cat Loaf white toasted burnt cinnamon pumpernickel moldy marble rye extra fluffy gluten-free choco-swirl stale whole grain Pe
Deal ns.
\nome
Dammit.
Deal ns. \nome Dammit.
WHEN YOUR KID ASKS WHY YOU GOT AN APPLE WATCH ON YOUR ANKLE
Kitana8586 Kitana8586
15 may
WHEN YOUR KID ASKS WHY YOU GOT AN APPLE WATCH ON YOUR ANKLE
INSTAGRAM
LA
REMEMBER) WHOIOWNS THE BOAT
Louie888 Louie888
16 mar
INSTAGRAM LA REMEMBER) WHOIOWNS THE BOAT
when the shy kid and the edgy kid become friends.
WinterSnow WinterSnow
15 mar
when the shy kid and the edgy kid become friends.
HE LIVED FOR
HE DIED FOR ME
HE ROSE FOR ME
HE INTERCEDES FOR ME
HE IS COMING BACK FOR ME
AngBishop AngBishop
14 jun
HE LIVED FOR HE DIED FOR ME HE ROSE FOR ME HE INTERCEDES FOR ME HE IS COMING BACK FOR ME
And before you laugh at that old fart wobbling around with his VFW hat on,
Just Remember.........
\or
He was probably once a bigger Badass then you will every dream of being!
And before you laugh at that old fart wobbling around with his VFW hat on, Just Remember......... \or He was probably once a bigger Badass then you will every dream of being!