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LOVE IT WHEN YOU PULL MY HAIR
& SPANK ME FROM THE BACK...
LOVE IT WHEN YOU PULL MY HAIR & SPANK ME FROM THE BACK...
This is what happiness looks like:
This is what happiness looks like:
We think we want sex. It's not only about sex. It's intimacy we want, to be touched, looked at, admired, smiled at. Laugh with somebody, feel safe, feel like someone's really got you. That's what we crave.
Michi Michi
18 mar
We think we want sex. It's not only about sex. It's intimacy we want, to be touched, looked at, admired, smiled at. Laugh with somebody, feel safe, feel like someone's really got you. That's what we crave.
I hate when people can't see the wrong in their actions, but always find time to find them in yours.
thoughts
Here4thenow Here4thenow
11 mar
I hate when people can't see the wrong in their actions, but always find time to find them in yours. thoughts
Dolphins will deliberately provoke pufferfish so that they'll inflate and can then be used as a
ball for their games. Not all assholes are human.
Dolphins will deliberately provoke pufferfish so that they'll inflate and can then be used as a ball for their games. Not all assholes are human.
The cooks at McDonald's
assembling the burgers:
70sguy 70sguy
20 mar
The cooks at McDonald's assembling the burgers:
The perfect wine tumbler does exist
The perfect wine tumbler does exist
Apparently identity thieves are better at guessing my own passwords than I am.
Apparently identity thieves are better at guessing my own passwords than I am.
I THINK I MAY HAVE STREAMED THE WRONG ALADDIN MOVIE
WETINK1 WETINK1
18 jun
I THINK I MAY HAVE STREAMED THE WRONG ALADDIN MOVIE
enemy: we got him!!
Jon wick:
*Joha
TripllleM TripllleM
19 mar
enemy: we got him!! Jon wick: *Joha
Cat figures out Mom is expecting
Jesse ih ago
I I
Cuz screw cutting the tree down
Send a Chat
Jesse ih ago I I Cuz screw cutting the tree down Send a Chat
Everything free is paid for by
someone who works
Everything free is paid for by someone who works
Me before kids: I'll never lie to my children.
Me now: Chase from Paw Patrol just texted me and said that if you don't finish your dinner and take a bath he won't be on
TV tomorrow.
Si
goodbye4
17 mar
Me before kids: I'll never lie to my children. Me now: Chase from Paw Patrol just texted me and said that if you don't finish your dinner and take a bath he won't be on TV tomorrow. Si
@24HQURSUCCESS
Keep your bank balance and love life private
@24HQURSUCCESS Keep your bank balance and love life private
Middle school principal Jason Smith noticed a kid violating the dress code by wearing a hat - instead of disciplining him, he lovingly fixed his haircut.
Middle school principal Jason Smith noticed a kid violating the dress code by wearing a hat - instead of disciplining him, he lovingly fixed his haircut.
That one overly cheerful mother fucker that's at work waiting for you every morning
That one overly cheerful mother fucker that's at work waiting for you every morning
Fellas, you put the toilet seat down for her but ask yourself, when has she left
it up for you? Know. Your. Worth.
Fellas, you put the toilet seat down for her but ask yourself, when has she left it up for you? Know. Your. Worth.
can't leave you alone for one minute, can I?
idlesarcatsmcats idlesarcatsmcats
21 mar
can't leave you alone for one minute, can I?
Mojo for Armani
Rmxm Rmxm
14 mar
Mojo for Armani
BEHIND EVERY ANGRY
"WOMAN STANDS 'A MAN
WHO HAS ABSOLUTELY IDEA WHAT HE DID WRONt
BEHIND EVERY ANGRY "WOMAN STANDS 'A MAN WHO HAS ABSOLUTELY IDEA WHAT HE DID WRONt