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@lovesminded
Imagine me and you, having our little
place going on simple dates, watching movies and cuddling
lovesatake on ig @lovesminded Imagine me and you, having our little place going on simple dates, watching movies and cuddling
IT SEEMS THAT MARY HAS A REAL DARK SENSE OF HUMOR.
MARY'S SAVAGE
IT SEEMS THAT MARY HAS A REAL DARK SENSE OF HUMOR. MARY'S SAVAGE
his guy is a genius
his guy is a genius
This veteran was asked by a little girl if he would do it again. He said "Yes, for you."
Meat_Head Meat_Head
26d
This veteran was asked by a little girl if he would do it again. He said "Yes, for you."
I'M NO MECHANIC
BUT THOSE SEEM PRETTY WELL INFLATED!
lilPrintedLife lilPrintedLife
22 apr
I'M NO MECHANIC BUT THOSE SEEM PRETTY WELL INFLATED!
sabreen ali. @queenxbean
ever since my daughter found out our plant, serena, wasn't getting enough sunlight, she insists on taking her out for walks while holding her up to the sun.
sabreen ali. @queenxbean ever since my daughter found out our plant, serena, wasn't getting enough sunlight, she insists on taking her out for walks while holding her up to the sun.
"Today I close the door to the past, open the door to the future, take a deep breath,
step on through and start a new
chapter in my life."
AT
"Today I close the door to the past, open the door to the future, take a deep breath, step on through and start a new chapter in my life." AT
Koko the gorilla loved Mister Rogers Neighborhood, and when Rogers took a trip to meet her, she not only embraced the television icon, but followed standard protocol based on what shed seen on the show: she took his shoes off.
mental flasc
Koko the gorilla loved Mister Rogers Neighborhood, and when Rogers took a trip to meet her, she not only embraced the television icon, but followed standard protocol based on what shed seen on the show: she took his shoes off. mental flasc
Them: "Who's skull is that?"
Me: *raising it to my lips to take a drink* "A guy named Phillip"
Them: "What's in it?"
Me: "Vodka and orange juice."
Them:
Me: "It's a Phillip's head screw driver"
ItsaBadSign ItsaBadSign
8 mar
Them: "Who's skull is that?" Me: *raising it to my lips to take a drink* "A guy named Phillip" Them: "What's in it?" Me: "Vodka and orange juice." Them: Me: "It's a Phillip's head screw driver"
This would be a adorable pet
ashleyqueen ashleyqueen
8 mar
This would be a adorable pet
THICK GIRLS
BECAUSE HAVING A TUMMY DOESN'T MEAN THEY'RE NOT YUMMY!
Its ALL LOVE
THICK GIRLS BECAUSE HAVING A TUMMY DOESN'T MEAN THEY'RE NOT YUMMY! Its ALL LOVE
LEES WHEN RE TME SUEPER TER!
tust hick back all tue ais. Likevais, Makes urke
thebigmlg thebigmlg
17 apr
LEES WHEN RE TME SUEPER TER! tust hick back all tue ais. Likevais, Makes urke
life hacks
By drinking black coffee in the morning you'll save calories without the extra additives, and it will jump- start your digestive system for the day.
#1152
1000L ifeHacks. com
life hacks By drinking black coffee in the morning you'll save calories without the extra additives, and it will jump- start your digestive system for the day. #1152 1000L ifeHacks. com
HE'S CLAIMING COPY RIGHT INFRINGEMENT!
SAYS HE'S BEEN TWEETING FOR
50 YEARS
groupsYonderStar groupsYonderStar
16 mar
HE'S CLAIMING COPY RIGHT INFRINGEMENT! SAYS HE'S BEEN TWEETING FOR 50 YEARS
What in the trailer trash hell am I looking at
fi rf re
What in the trailer trash hell am I looking at fi rf re
DRIVER: "WHAT AM SUPPOSED TO DO WITH, THIS SPEEDING TICKETS"
OFFIGER: "KEEP IT, WHEN YOU COLLECT TRERD CET RR RIPYPIE"
DRIVER: "WHAT AM SUPPOSED TO DO WITH, THIS SPEEDING TICKETS" OFFIGER: "KEEP IT, WHEN YOU COLLECT TRERD CET RR RIPYPIE"
if u ever saw me drunk, ur welcome cause bet ur night wasn't boring
if u ever saw me drunk, ur welcome cause bet ur night wasn't boring
They launched His rocket a giant dick into looked like a the sky today penis too
alb2655 alb2655
2d
They launched His rocket a giant dick into looked like a the sky today penis too
Flavortown Stimulus Plan: Guy Fieri
Raises $25 Million For Restaurant
Workers
@tanksgoodnews
Flavortown Stimulus Plan: Guy Fieri Raises $25 Million For Restaurant Workers @tanksgoodnews
A woman who was badly burned as a child tattooed her own face to cover her scars
Basma Hameed learned how to tattoo so she could experiment on her face, then started her own business. Now she helps other burn victims by tattooing discolored scars with pigments that match their skin.
A woman who was badly burned as a child tattooed her own face to cover her scars Basma Hameed learned how to tattoo so she could experiment on her face, then started her own business. Now she helps other burn victims by tattooing discolored scars with pigments that match their skin.
That's the only time I wear mask@
TedVinceGal TedVinceGal
13 mar
That's the only time I wear mask@