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Master,
guy have sex lot women, fucking
girl does
guys in she is
You see, my child;
If key opens lot
loeks, then It's a
MASTER KEY,
falockls
'opened by lots of keys, then
LOCK?
Master, guy have sex lot women, fucking girl does guys in she is You see, my child; If key opens lot loeks, then It's a MASTER KEY, falockls 'opened by lots of keys, then LOCK?
Life becomes easier
When you delete the negative people from it.
Life becomes easier When you delete the negative people from it.
Men don't have babies because
God saw the way they handle a cold and knew the species would never survive.
Men don't have babies because God saw the way they handle a cold and knew the species would never survive.
just wanna feel wanted by
someone other
than the police.
just wanna feel wanted by someone other than the police.
When you've been asked to bring a vegetable tray, but you really want cookies
When you've been asked to bring a vegetable tray, but you really want cookies
Teacher: You failed the test
Me: And you failed to educate me
Teacher: Are you talking back?
Me: Yes, that's how conversations works
Teacher:
Teacher: You failed the test Me: And you failed to educate me Teacher: Are you talking back? Me: Yes, that's how conversations works Teacher:
To those who deserve our utmost respect I Say...
We ALL SALUTE Y
To those who deserve our utmost respect I Say... We ALL SALUTE Y
didn't come here to impress none of you motherfuckers.
didn't come here to impress none of you motherfuckers.
IF YOU SEEME WITHOUT SIT ON MY FACE:
IF YOU SEEME WITHOUT SIT ON MY FACE:
MOTHERHOOD:
UPDATING YOUR KIDS WARDROBE EVERY 3
MONTHS, WHILE YOU WEAR CLOTHES YOU'VE HAD FROM 2014.
MOTHERHOOD: UPDATING YOUR KIDS WARDROBE EVERY 3 MONTHS, WHILE YOU WEAR CLOTHES YOU'VE HAD FROM 2014.
when u smell a certain type of alcohol and it reminds you of the time you almost died
70sguy 70sguy
14 jun
when u smell a certain type of alcohol and it reminds you of the time you almost died
POLICE ARE SEARCHING FOR MOTHER NATURE.
SHE IS BI-POLAR AND IS BELIEVED TO BE OFF HER MEDICATION.
jeep2013 jeep2013
6 mar
POLICE ARE SEARCHING FOR MOTHER NATURE. SHE IS BI-POLAR AND IS BELIEVED TO BE OFF HER MEDICATION.
TWO PANDEMICS
CORONAVIRUS AND STUPIDITY
SWEAR WE ARE FIGHTING
MercadoKingEven MercadoKingEven
14 may
TWO PANDEMICS CORONAVIRUS AND STUPIDITY SWEAR WE ARE FIGHTING
Ata prison facility in Nuuk, Greenland some inmates reportedly hold the keys to their own cells (to afford them privacy), and others may leave the premises during the day to go to work or school. Perhaps surprisingly, inmates are even allowed to go hunting with rifles to shoot birds and seals.
taniaye taniaye
11 mar
Ata prison facility in Nuuk, Greenland some inmates reportedly hold the keys to their own cells (to afford them privacy), and others may leave the premises during the day to go to work or school. Perhaps surprisingly, inmates are even allowed to go hunting with rifles to shoot birds and seals.
THE oVEN'S THAT MEANS BeePinG, DEAR. DINNERS NoT
By Mesaway
THE oVEN'S THAT MEANS BeePinG, DEAR. DINNERS NoT By Mesaway
I guess I'll just wait il the birds leave...
I guess I'll just wait il the birds leave...
my dad's girlfriend takes her dog on a hike every day and HER DOG HAS DOG FRIENDS. LOOK AT THIS SQUAD
my dad's girlfriend takes her dog on a hike every day and HER DOG HAS DOG FRIENDS. LOOK AT THIS SQUAD
Jesus would often heal the lame and He's on the way heal you
Jesus would often heal the lame and He's on the way heal you
ChasityHelton ChasityHelton
6 mar
Guy dressed as bush scares sh*t out of everyone
I heard my mom asking our neighbor for some salt. We had salt at home, so I asked her why she was asking.
She told me, "They don't have much money and they sometimes ask us for things. So I asked for something small that wouldn't burden them. I want them to feel as if we needed them too. That way, it will be much easier for them to ask us for anything they need." Shoe Sprinkles
SPREAN KINNONCCC
I heard my mom asking our neighbor for some salt. We had salt at home, so I asked her why she was asking. She told me, "They don't have much money and they sometimes ask us for things. So I asked for something small that wouldn't burden them. I want them to feel as if we needed them too. That way, it will be much easier for them to ask us for anything they need." Shoe Sprinkles SPREAN KINNONCCC
RAVE NO IDEA
mealy_animal mealy_animal
12 mar
RAVE NO IDEA