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Mat George
I've been in LA for a year and haven't seen a single celebrity. My mom comes for a weekend and meets
Snoop Dogg
Mat George I've been in LA for a year and haven't seen a single celebrity. My mom comes for a weekend and meets Snoop Dogg
ig: @rip.emotions
@rip_emotions
My man: If you need hoodie then ill buy you one
Me: But this one smells like you
ig: @rip.emotions @rip_emotions My man: If you need hoodie then ill buy you one Me: But this one smells like you
When die someone hack my account & post "it's hotter than a mf down here"
When die someone hack my account & post "it's hotter than a mf down here"
greek_makoto greek_makoto
15 mar
This is Thorin, he had cerebellar hypoplasia, which basically means his balance is way off. He lives a totally happy life, he just falls over a lot.
refer to testicles as "wonkas" because they're in between a willy and a chocolate factory.
Metz843 Metz843
10 mar
refer to testicles as "wonkas" because they're in between a willy and a chocolate factory.
Dad Jokes
@Dadsaysjokes
My wife hated my impulse purchase of
an expensive revolving chair, but then she sat on it.
Eventually she came around.
Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes My wife hated my impulse purchase of an expensive revolving chair, but then she sat on it. Eventually she came around.
"He's the grandpa never had":
Former student raises $32,000 for
77-year-old former substitute teacher od who was living out of his car
od
"He's the grandpa never had": Former student raises $32,000 for 77-year-old former substitute teacher od who was living out of his car od
Nature and Animals
@AnimalWorlds
The Yulan magnolia blossoms appear to look like little birds.
SinaMalelita
why do plants know how birds look like im afraid
SandRose SandRose
25 mar
Nature and Animals @AnimalWorlds The Yulan magnolia blossoms appear to look like little birds. SinaMalelita why do plants know how birds look like im afraid
"Life, give me a sign!"
Life:
YOU DONT VATTER GIVE UP
"Life, give me a sign!" Life: YOU DONT VATTER GIVE UP
Best selfie ever
crazychic crazychic
15 mar
Best selfie ever
Who remembers this TV show? if SO. Cool
Jafo Jafo
20 mar
Who remembers this TV show? if SO. Cool
Today's 3 year olds can switch on laptops and open their favorite apps
Me? When I! was 3,
I ate mud
DubUp DubUp
3 may
Today's 3 year olds can switch on laptops and open their favorite apps Me? When I! was 3, I ate mud
Friend: "Wanna go out tonight?"
Me: can't, I'm celebrating my dog's birthday"
Friend: "Wanna go out tonight?" Me: can't, I'm celebrating my dog's birthday"
HIGH FIVE!
NO? WELL CAN'T BLAME GUY FOR TRYING!
Louie888 Louie888
12 mar
HIGH FIVE! NO? WELL CAN'T BLAME GUY FOR TRYING!
I might look calm but in my head
I have punched you in the face three times...
I might look calm but in my head I have punched you in the face three times...
You better get your ass out my
room
You better get your ass out my room
The way summer looked back
THEY TELL ME DRINKING ISN'T ATTRACTIVE.
My Smudge Cat Memes JTE
WELL, UM NOT TRYING TO BE ATTRACTIVE, I'M TRYING TO BE DRUNK.
PicRec PicRec
11 mar
THEY TELL ME DRINKING ISN'T ATTRACTIVE. My Smudge Cat Memes JTE WELL, UM NOT TRYING TO BE ATTRACTIVE, I'M TRYING TO BE DRUNK.
KEN
GVERY GIRL cA HARD DICKENS CIDER
pucknut9 pucknut9
22 mar
KEN GVERY GIRL cA HARD DICKENS CIDER
When you get soap in your eye but you tryna see the demon in the shower with you
TopHat TopHat
9 mar
When you get soap in your eye but you tryna see the demon in the shower with you
SHIRT ON THE NAKED FEMALE BODY
IS LIKE A FLAG ON A CONQUERED FORTRESS
Sagacious_Jeff Sagacious_Jeff
10 may
SHIRT ON THE NAKED FEMALE BODY IS LIKE A FLAG ON A CONQUERED FORTRESS