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Me and my boyfriend his Name
is sammy
Me and my boyfriend his Name is sammy
Flaws: I got 'em
Laws: I broke 'em
Dues: I paid 'em
Scars: I bare 'em
Lessons: I learned 'em
Problems: still have 'em
That's life....still love it.
JennyGoff
10 mar
Flaws: I got 'em Laws: I broke 'em Dues: I paid 'em Scars: I bare 'em Lessons: I learned 'em Problems: still have 'em That's life....still love it.
AND DINT wANT To FORGET Your Sounds
AND DINT wANT To FORGET Your Sounds
An old man was eating in a truck stop when three rough-looking bikers walked in. As they passed the old man, the first biker pushed his cigarette into the old man's pie, then laughed and took a seat at the counter. The second biker picked up the old man's milk and spit into it. The third biker turned over the old man's plate before joining the others at the counter.
Without saying a word to the laughing bikers, the old man put his money down, got up, and left the diner. One of the bikers said to the waitress, " Not much of a man, was he?"
The waitress replied," Not much of a truck driver either. He just backed his big rig over three motorcycles!"
jerry1752 jerry1752
5 mar
An old man was eating in a truck stop when three rough-looking bikers walked in. As they passed the old man, the first biker pushed his cigarette into the old man's pie, then laughed and took a seat at the counter. The second biker picked up the old man's milk and spit into it. The third biker turned over the old man's plate before joining the others at the counter. Without saying a word to the laughing bikers, the old man put his money down, got up, and left the diner. One of the bikers said to the waitress, " Not much of a man, was he?" The waitress replied," Not much of a truck driver either. He just backed his big rig over three motorcycles!"
A woman who was badly burned as a child tattooed her own face to cover her scars
Basma Hameed learned how to tattoo so she could experiment on her face, then started her own business. Now she helps other burn victims by tattooing discolored scars with pigments that match their skin.
A woman who was badly burned as a child tattooed her own face to cover her scars Basma Hameed learned how to tattoo so she could experiment on her face, then started her own business. Now she helps other burn victims by tattooing discolored scars with pigments that match their skin.
GIVE ME YOUR BIG,
OF LAUNDRY FROM THE BRYER!
'LLEOLD IT FOR VOU
GIVE ME YOUR BIG, OF LAUNDRY FROM THE BRYER! 'LLEOLD IT FOR VOU
That lenrechaun
Was AS
gelle
IS
beg?
Mzsaysay Mzsaysay
17 mar
That lenrechaun Was AS gelle IS beg?
lost my wallet. These boys found it and wouldnt accept any reward. People are good!
Helping Others
lost my wallet. These boys found it and wouldnt accept any reward. People are good! Helping Others
DID ANYONE IN YOUR FAMILY I CARRY A HANDKERCHIEF?
DID ANYONE IN YOUR FAMILY I CARRY A HANDKERCHIEF?
The problem is simple
Kids today don't know the fear of hearing leather being rapidly pulled through seven Wrangler belt loops
RonTomlinson
20 jun
The problem is simple Kids today don't know the fear of hearing leather being rapidly pulled through seven Wrangler belt loops
IF SHE HAS A JOB, HER OWN CAR,
PAYS HER BILLS, AND MANAGE TO LIVE COMFORTABLY BEFORE SHE MEETS YOU, UNDERSTAND THAT SHE WANTS LOVALTY, NOT YOUR MONEY.
SHE CAN FINANCE HERSELF
Willow37 Willow37
13 mar
IF SHE HAS A JOB, HER OWN CAR, PAYS HER BILLS, AND MANAGE TO LIVE COMFORTABLY BEFORE SHE MEETS YOU, UNDERSTAND THAT SHE WANTS LOVALTY, NOT YOUR MONEY. SHE CAN FINANCE HERSELF
Blackboard almost hits professor at German University memes Today I learned: Germans say "oh shit" too
The look I get when
Facebook says I violated their community standards
again do it again
Jdub72 Jdub72
21 mar
The look I get when Facebook says I violated their community standards again do it again
NEED COFFEE
NEED COFFEE
She was so gentle@
"IF YOU ARE DEPRESSED,
YOU ARE LIVING IN THE PAST. IF YOU ARE ANXIOUS,
YOU ARE LIVING IN THE FUTURE. IF YOU ARE AT PEACE, YOU ARE LIVING IN THE PRESENT."
-LAO TZu-
"IF YOU ARE DEPRESSED, YOU ARE LIVING IN THE PAST. IF YOU ARE ANXIOUS, YOU ARE LIVING IN THE FUTURE. IF YOU ARE AT PEACE, YOU ARE LIVING IN THE PRESENT." -LAO TZu-
women
DOESNT DEPEND ON LUCK,
PENDS ON HARD YOU WORK.
women DOESNT DEPEND ON LUCK, PENDS ON HARD YOU WORK.
I feel you Emma
Name
To CELEBRATE THE 100" DAY OF SCHOOL I
When I am 100 years old...
hen turn bo years oW LL Will be tired ot every thing ewryonc
will tell everyone I'm ao lo
Cane A but
_to the Bahamas Din live in __Q_ tiny bot
with my _tiny dog. LL wil)
fish hn Lm _hongery + live my bet Iife nth no crop
I feel you Emma Name To CELEBRATE THE 100" DAY OF SCHOOL I When I am 100 years old... hen turn bo years oW LL Will be tired ot every thing ewryonc will tell everyone I'm ao lo Cane A but _to the Bahamas Din live in __Q_ tiny bot with my _tiny dog. LL wil) fish hn Lm _hongery + live my bet Iife nth no crop
IT WAS WORTH GETTING UP EARLY ON SATURDAY MORNING WHEN
THESE GUYS WERE ON TV
dayssupreme dayssupreme
5 apr
IT WAS WORTH GETTING UP EARLY ON SATURDAY MORNING WHEN THESE GUYS WERE ON TV
OFF
The key on the chain around my neck because you pay my rent because I have great titties and other Assets for you to use
PicRec PicRec
22 apr
OFF The key on the chain around my neck because you pay my rent because I have great titties and other Assets for you to use
When you buy a nice present for a loved one
and they respond: "Oh, you shouldn't have!"
You get what you fucking deserve
When you buy a nice present for a loved one and they respond: "Oh, you shouldn't have!" You get what you fucking deserve