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Me and my friend **(Watching endgame)**
My friend When is superman coming ?
Me ty
My friend
Me and my friend **(Watching endgame)** My friend When is superman coming ? Me ty My friend
When you talk, you're only repeating what you already know. But if you listen, you may learn something new.
Dalai Lama
When you talk, you're only repeating what you already know. But if you listen, you may learn something new. Dalai Lama
@darlingful
when i say "i love you more', i don't mean i love you more than you love me. i mean i love you more than the bad days ahead of us. i love you more than any fight we'll ever have. i love you more than any obstacle that will try and come between us. i love you with all my heart.
scattered_sadbut scattered_sadbut
18 mar
@darlingful when i say "i love you more', i don't mean i love you more than you love me. i mean i love you more than the bad days ahead of us. i love you more than any fight we'll ever have. i love you more than any obstacle that will try and come between us. i love you with all my heart.
WOULD YOU STAY HERE CNR IONGm? WEEKEND?
bumpy_corner_2 bumpy_corner_2
20 mar
WOULD YOU STAY HERE CNR IONGm? WEEKEND?
The real flex is how many people's lives you can positively impact
The real flex is how many people's lives you can positively impact
Have you ever been sexually attracted to the sound of someone's voice?
Have you ever been sexually attracted to the sound of someone's voice?
Me and my partner watching a social worker try to de-escalate the 6'8" naked man covered in poop with two samurai swords and a raging -On
Me and my partner watching a social worker try to de-escalate the 6'8" naked man covered in poop with two samurai swords and a raging -On
YALE REALIZE
I'M GONNA
SNAP ONE DAY RIGHT?
jmgargoyle jmgargoyle
22 apr
YALE REALIZE I'M GONNA SNAP ONE DAY RIGHT?
Hands up if your weekend only lasted for
5 seconds also.
Hands up if your weekend only lasted for 5 seconds also.
Reasons to fuck with older women
@ They can actually cook
@ They dont want more kids
@ They dont play games
@ They love sex
@ They not always in the streets
@ They always want to feed you
@ They like to travel
@ They dont do drama
@ They have their own money
@ You'll learn alot from their experiences
Reasons to fuck with older women @ They can actually cook @ They dont want more kids @ They dont play games @ They love sex @ They not always in the streets @ They always want to feed you @ They like to travel @ They dont do drama @ They have their own money @ You'll learn alot from their experiences
Drove past this plumber today with this decal painted on his truck
JoeGlen
21 jun
Drove past this plumber today with this decal painted on his truck
Churchy Service Dogs do Altar Work
When I pass someone to see if they look as stupid as they drive
_Al
When I pass someone to see if they look as stupid as they drive _Al
David Woodland
@DavidSven
We pay my oldest $1 every time he reads a book. We're talking 160 page
chapter books.
I'm out $120 this year and he thinks he's ripping me off. Best investment ever.
David Woodland @DavidSven We pay my oldest $1 every time he reads a book. We're talking 160 page chapter books. I'm out $120 this year and he thinks he's ripping me off. Best investment ever.
YOUR PANTS SAY YOGA
BUT YOUR ASS SAYS MCDONALDS!
PapaLegba PapaLegba
9 jun
YOUR PANTS SAY YOGA BUT YOUR ASS SAYS MCDONALDS!
MOVE IN SILENCE ONLY SPEAK
WHEN IT'S TIME TO SAY CHECKMATE,
demonFOFakers demonFOFakers
17 mar
MOVE IN SILENCE ONLY SPEAK WHEN IT'S TIME TO SAY CHECKMATE,
DON'T CARE WHERE YOU LIVE, WHAT YOU RIDE OR HOW YOU DRESS OR HOW MUCH MONEY YOU HAVE.
MY LOYALTY RIDES IN HOW YOU TREAT ME...
DON'T CARE WHERE YOU LIVE, WHAT YOU RIDE OR HOW YOU DRESS OR HOW MUCH MONEY YOU HAVE. MY LOYALTY RIDES IN HOW YOU TREAT ME...
Watched a woman look at my tattoos then clutch her bag... Ma'am my arm costs more than your purse
taniaye taniaye
15 mar
Watched a woman look at my tattoos then clutch her bag... Ma'am my arm costs more than your purse
I guess I'll just wait il the birds leave...
I guess I'll just wait il the birds leave...
Never use guy to forget another.
Use two or three.
LisaBruce LisaBruce
20 mar
Never use guy to forget another. Use two or three.
This is the happiest photo I've ever seen
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This is the happiest photo I've ever seen \I