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me explaining
fo use a keyboara ard mouse 40 my 4 year ole nephes
him overwhelmed
me explaining fo use a keyboara ard mouse 40 my 4 year ole nephes him overwhelmed
"ly it drive, 'im a cat
(or Christ sake! Take
"ly it drive, 'im a cat (or Christ sake! Take
Direct Action Bronson
@smarxist_
get in loser, it's nap time
Direct Action Bronson @smarxist_ get in loser, it's nap time
Me and my best friend treating ourselves to an expensive dinner even tho we've done nothing to deserve it
Me and my best friend treating ourselves to an expensive dinner even tho we've done nothing to deserve it
Don't forget to thank God for keeping you safe through the night and every time you wake up to see a beautiful new day.
Amen
Rayge19 Rayge19
13 mar
Don't forget to thank God for keeping you safe through the night and every time you wake up to see a beautiful new day. Amen
have officially reached the age where am smack dab between
"pretty much everything that happens annoys the crap out of me" and "I don't give a rat's ass."
natl
Assy
ironAbunch666 ironAbunch666
19 mar
have officially reached the age where am smack dab between "pretty much everything that happens annoys the crap out of me" and "I don't give a rat's ass." natl Assy
WHO GREW UP WATCHING
RUDOLPH EVERY CHRISTMAS?
back_grew back_grew
16 mar
WHO GREW UP WATCHING RUDOLPH EVERY CHRISTMAS?
ch TikTok Wait for it...
NAILED IT
SEXY WATER HAIB FLIP EXPECTATION:
REALITY
Laura38 Laura38
12 jun
NAILED IT SEXY WATER HAIB FLIP EXPECTATION: REALITY
have you ever looked at
someone and thought...
That person needs some slap therapy.
Willow37 Willow37
14 mar
have you ever looked at someone and thought... That person needs some slap therapy.
happy_memezar happy_memezar
12 mar
He pranked her so hard she spoke to the manager
We can rebuild him; we have the technology.
jewelsy34 jewelsy34
15 may
We can rebuild him; we have the technology.
Them: "Who's skull is that?"
Me: *raising it to my lips to take a drink* "A guy named Phillip"
Them: "What's in it?"
Me: "Vodka and orange juice."
Them:
Me: "It's a Phillip's head screw driver"
ItsaBadSign ItsaBadSign
8 mar
Them: "Who's skull is that?" Me: *raising it to my lips to take a drink* "A guy named Phillip" Them: "What's in it?" Me: "Vodka and orange juice." Them: Me: "It's a Phillip's head screw driver"
YOU HANG OUT WITH TRASH AND YOU START TO SMELL LIKE GARBAGE
YOU HANG OUT WITH TRASH AND YOU START TO SMELL LIKE GARBAGE
see what the problem is here...
I'm talking in English and you re listeninoin dumbass.
see what the problem is here... I'm talking in English and you re listeninoin dumbass.
You can be a night owl
AND an early bird if your sleep schedule is messed up enough.
fuckologyofficial
You can be a night owl AND an early bird if your sleep schedule is messed up enough. fuckologyofficial
David Woodland
@DavidSven
We pay my oldest $1 every time he reads a book. We're talking 160 page
chapter books.
I'm out $120 this year and he thinks he's ripping me off. Best investment ever.
David Woodland @DavidSven We pay my oldest $1 every time he reads a book. We're talking 160 page chapter books. I'm out $120 this year and he thinks he's ripping me off. Best investment ever.
didn't sleep well last night soImade my col this morning with Red B Bull
instead or water. I got
half work beFore I realized Forgot my car...
didn't sleep well last night soImade my col this morning with Red B Bull instead or water. I got half work beFore I realized Forgot my car...
"Courage is being scared to death... and saddling up anyway."
John Wayne
"Courage is being scared to death... and saddling up anyway." John Wayne
if
I want you to whisper dirty things in my ear...
Kitchen, bathroom, livingroom...
RubberOrcbat RubberOrcbat
15 may
if I want you to whisper dirty things in my ear... Kitchen, bathroom, livingroom...
Honestly what exactly are
Cats?
Meat_Head Meat_Head
3 may
Honestly what exactly are Cats?