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Me grabbing the door for a stranger that's held the door open for 5 other strangers
Me grabbing the door for a stranger that's held the door open for 5 other strangers
me adding "with all due respect" to a statement with zero respect
me adding "with all due respect" to a statement with zero respect
Opening day of Zucchini Season!
Opening day of Zucchini Season!
Me: Baby I cooked
Bae: What's for dinner?
Me: That bitch you been texting
Me: Baby I cooked Bae: What's for dinner? Me: That bitch you been texting
600,
_LONDON
FRANCE
sadgroups3 sadgroups3
16 mar
600, _LONDON FRANCE
WHO REMEMBERS THESE GUYS?
profuseberoldti profuseberoldti
13 mar
WHO REMEMBERS THESE GUYS?
\ NOSE NOT
WEAR
JimmyCompton JimmyCompton
17 feb
\ NOSE NOT WEAR
Went to take his picture because he looked so
sweet, he tried to attack me fell out the climber.
Went to take his picture because he looked so sweet, he tried to attack me fell out the climber.
let me iell you
Where YOu Gan your Easter eugs
SueButton
4 apr
let me iell you Where YOu Gan your Easter eugs
HOW THE FUCK DID A GENERATION RAISED ON SOUTH PARK AND FAMILY GUY
GET SO OFFENDED OVER OLD DISNEY CARTOONS AND A TOY POTATO?
HOW THE FUCK DID A GENERATION RAISED ON SOUTH PARK AND FAMILY GUY GET SO OFFENDED OVER OLD DISNEY CARTOONS AND A TOY POTATO?
This is why you should not wrap your food in newspapers.
This is why you should not wrap your food in newspapers.
What greater gift than the love of a cat.
Charles Dickens
AG
MaggieTT
26 feb
What greater gift than the love of a cat. Charles Dickens AG
when another villager asks you to sit on his face
mack10 mack10
28 may
when another villager asks you to sit on his face
Watched a woman look at my tattoos then clutch her bag... Ma'am my arm costs more than your purse
taniaye taniaye
15 mar
Watched a woman look at my tattoos then clutch her bag... Ma'am my arm costs more than your purse
Honey, did I ever tell you that you cook well?
I So why do you keep cooking?
EliseWuelling EliseWuelling
5 mar
Honey, did I ever tell you that you cook well? I So why do you keep cooking?
SALMA HAYEK
realwhatguyslike realwhatguyslike
25 mar
SALMA HAYEK
If say "I'm hungry" We got about 27 minutes until I'm a different person
If say "I'm hungry" We got about 27 minutes until I'm a different person
PORN GIVES YOUNG PEOPLE AN UNREALISTIC AND UNHEALTHY IDEA OF HOW QUICKLY A PLUMBER WILL COME TO YOUR HOUSE.
PORN GIVES YOUNG PEOPLE AN UNREALISTIC AND UNHEALTHY IDEA OF HOW QUICKLY A PLUMBER WILL COME TO YOUR HOUSE.
I appreciate effort. No matter how small, silly or irrelevant, I appreciate effort.
JennyGoff
13 mar
I appreciate effort. No matter how small, silly or irrelevant, I appreciate effort.