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Me: I promise I won't get all political at this party tonight.
Drinks Later:
Blood ne moves the wheels)
of history!)
Me: I promise I won't get all political at this party tonight. Drinks Later: Blood ne moves the wheels) of history!)
Downloaded the wrong Catwoman movie
Net
BoneKing69 BoneKing69
12 may
Downloaded the wrong Catwoman movie Net
In the 1950s, an oil businessman in Texas got a lion as a family pet. It never caused any problems and even gave piggyback rides to the kids. It became like a member of the family and eventually died of old age.
In the 1950s, an oil businessman in Texas got a lion as a family pet. It never caused any problems and even gave piggyback rides to the kids. It became like a member of the family and eventually died of old age.
My kids would still ask me
what's for dinner.
My kids would still ask me what's for dinner.
10. "My other co-worker for the next
3 weeks. She has no regard for social distancing."
10. "My other co-worker for the next 3 weeks. She has no regard for social distancing."
002011
on her
A 9 year old pledge to donate money on her birthday instead of receiving presents.
She didn't reach her goal. A year later she passed away and her story made people donate
$1.2 million which helped change the lives of over 60,000 people in Ethiopia.
002011 on her A 9 year old pledge to donate money on her birthday instead of receiving presents. She didn't reach her goal. A year later she passed away and her story made people donate $1.2 million which helped change the lives of over 60,000 people in Ethiopia.
When you're sitting in county jail and fart and someone yells
"just my size"
taniaye taniaye
15 mar
When you're sitting in county jail and fart and someone yells "just my size"
When you get soap in your eye but you tryna see the demon in the shower with you
TopHat TopHat
9 mar
When you get soap in your eye but you tryna see the demon in the shower with you
lift-like-a-lady
cute
What if they don't like my sweater?
oH NO
lift-like-a-lady cute What if they don't like my sweater? oH NO
Dad: "We're not getting a dog" Dad once we've got a dog:
Harry, I'm dead.
Are vou serious?) Dead Sirfus.
Harry, I'm dead. Are vou serious?) Dead Sirfus.
I'm getting old...
I got out of bed and had chest pains...
I looked down and realised
Iwas standing on my
nipples.
Betteboop65 Betteboop65
21 mar
I'm getting old... I got out of bed and had chest pains... I looked down and realised Iwas standing on my nipples.
WOULD YOU EAT THIS
FOR NINNERS
yummy_stuff1_lol yummy_stuff1_lol
15 mar
WOULD YOU EAT THIS FOR NINNERS
me after pretending to be upset just to get attention
darling @ashalostinhell - when i get attention and affection that i needed
me after pretending to be upset just to get attention darling @ashalostinhell - when i get attention and affection that i needed
Name: Luis
Age: Ay
Advice tor younger gererations
"qrondna, fig
Name: Luis Age: Ay Advice tor younger gererations "qrondna, fig
women are incredible
women are incredible
MY GROCERY STORE
USES 6 CHECKOUTS.
UNLESS IT'S BUSY,
THEN THEY USE 2.
jerry1752 jerry1752
9 mar
MY GROCERY STORE USES 6 CHECKOUTS. UNLESS IT'S BUSY, THEN THEY USE 2.
I CAN'T BE THE
A RANDOM CAN'T BE BAG THE OFGARBAGE'D ON THE SIDE WHO'SEES OF THE ROAD AND IMMEDIATELY THINK...
A CUT UP BODY
diablo1 diablo1
10 mar
I CAN'T BE THE A RANDOM CAN'T BE BAG THE OFGARBAGE'D ON THE SIDE WHO'SEES OF THE ROAD AND IMMEDIATELY THINK... A CUT UP BODY
Karen is not messing around with baggage claim shenanigans
MM,
Karen is not messing around with baggage claim shenanigans MM,
It might be called social media but all I do is share memes and ignore people
It might be called social media but all I do is share memes and ignore people
UST
INpROTECTED AGAIN,
I WANNA AW DA
BREATH
LynnGonder LynnGonder
4 mar
UST INpROTECTED AGAIN, I WANNA AW DA BREATH