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me: im going to start eating healthy me:
me: im going to start eating healthy me:
"Will you decide what's for dinner for the rest of my life?"
@bonjourbitchesblog
"Will you decide what's for dinner for the rest of my life?" @bonjourbitchesblog
SOMETIMES LIFE JUST SUCKS THE JELLY
RIGHT OUT OF YOUR DOUGHNUT.
SOMETIMES LIFE JUST SUCKS THE JELLY RIGHT OUT OF YOUR DOUGHNUT.
WHAT IF TODAY
WE WERE JUST GRATEFUL,
FVERYTUING
WHAT IF TODAY WE WERE JUST GRATEFUL, FVERYTUING
LIFE IS BETTER WHEN YOU DON'T CARE WHAT OTHER PEOPLE THINK
asl Xivinia
LIFE IS BETTER WHEN YOU DON'T CARE WHAT OTHER PEOPLE THINK asl Xivinia
My dog chillin' like "What's up?"
rainiedaze rainiedaze
16 mar
My dog chillin' like "What's up?"
"Don't throw hands if you're not gonna finish it, Janice"
If you know who this is you probably are my age
PicRec PicRec
9 may
If you know who this is you probably are my age
Chelsea
@chelseaperetti
WHY DOES EVERY ONLINE RECIPE BEGIN WITH A 40 PAGE ESSAY ABOUT SOMEONES HUSBAND DOG AND KIDS AND A BRISK WALK THEY TOOK IN THE FALL AND HOW THEY LOVE THE CHANGING OF THE LEAVES AND THEIR DOGS FAVORITE TREAT. GIMME THE RECIPE HON MY SCROLL FINGER HURTS
Chelsea @chelseaperetti WHY DOES EVERY ONLINE RECIPE BEGIN WITH A 40 PAGE ESSAY ABOUT SOMEONES HUSBAND DOG AND KIDS AND A BRISK WALK THEY TOOK IN THE FALL AND HOW THEY LOVE THE CHANGING OF THE LEAVES AND THEIR DOGS FAVORITE TREAT. GIMME THE RECIPE HON MY SCROLL FINGER HURTS
EASTER SUITS BE LIKE...
EASTER SUITS BE LIKE...
He's not even remotely sorry
He's not even remotely sorry
The hardened look of a man that just spent 9 months on "the inside'.
The hardened look of a man that just spent 9 months on "the inside'.
me anytime I'm asked a question that requires an answer above my pay grade
wonk
me anytime I'm asked a question that requires an answer above my pay grade wonk
HAVE YOU EVER HIT ONE OF THESE SO HARD
THAT YOU HAVE TO APOLOGIZE TO YOUR VEHICLE?
HAVE YOU EVER HIT ONE OF THESE SO HARD THAT YOU HAVE TO APOLOGIZE TO YOUR VEHICLE?
David Woodland
@DavidSven
We pay my oldest $1 every time he reads a book. We're talking 160 page
chapter books.
I'm out $120 this year and he thinks he's ripping me off. Best investment ever.
David Woodland @DavidSven We pay my oldest $1 every time he reads a book. We're talking 160 page chapter books. I'm out $120 this year and he thinks he's ripping me off. Best investment ever.
Me: The kids haven't eaten their sandwiches
Wife: ok just throw them out
[Later]
Me *helping the kids pack a suitcase* look I'm as surprised as vou are
Me: The kids haven't eaten their sandwiches Wife: ok just throw them out [Later] Me *helping the kids pack a suitcase* look I'm as surprised as vou are
Hate You
Left: me, completely broken, 93 pounds, living on the
'streets, living in fear, in pain, addicted to meth and heroin, and ready for my life to finally end. I had endocarditis twice from using and I had a hole in my heart. My mom took that picture when she went to rescue me.
Right: I took this picture tonight. Didn't care about angles. Just wanted to show my happiness. 9 months clean. I fought hard for months in the hospital, survived heart surgery, gained 40 pounds, got a place to live, and I have my family and my two cats that help me. I've posted the before pic alot but my story is important.
Recovery is possible and it is worth it
Girl u're wonderful
nextfuck1nglevel nextfuck1nglevel
2 may
Hate You Left: me, completely broken, 93 pounds, living on the 'streets, living in fear, in pain, addicted to meth and heroin, and ready for my life to finally end. I had endocarditis twice from using and I had a hole in my heart. My mom took that picture when she went to rescue me. Right: I took this picture tonight. Didn't care about angles. Just wanted to show my happiness. 9 months clean. I fought hard for months in the hospital, survived heart surgery, gained 40 pounds, got a place to live, and I have my family and my two cats that help me. I've posted the before pic alot but my story is important. Recovery is possible and it is worth it Girl u're wonderful
WOULD YOU LIVE HERE WITH HER
(F YOU HAO TO GIVE UP FACEBGOK FOR A YEAR?
makeameme org
Meme_Goat Meme_Goat
18 mar
WOULD YOU LIVE HERE WITH HER (F YOU HAO TO GIVE UP FACEBGOK FOR A YEAR? makeameme org
iF
am gandaai engine 3000
heckin vrecn
iF am gandaai engine 3000 heckin vrecn
WHO ELSE GREWIUP
WHO ELSE GREWIUP
When you and your friend decide to stay
single for the rest of your lives...
te
When you and your friend decide to stay single for the rest of your lives... te