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Me in the middle of the night looking for my cat so he can sleep with me
Me in the middle of the night looking for my cat so he can sleep with me
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My girlfriend told me that I'm pretty.
Well, the whole sentence was "you're pretty annoying", but I focus only on the positive things.
Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes My girlfriend told me that I'm pretty. Well, the whole sentence was "you're pretty annoying", but I focus only on the positive things.
When you bite a mozzarella stick and the cheese just keeps stretching
sad_groups4 sad_groups4
16 mar
When you bite a mozzarella stick and the cheese just keeps stretching
Facebook employees going
through my memories so they can ban me for something I posted 6 years ago.
meow meow
15 mar
Facebook employees going through my memories so they can ban me for something I posted 6 years ago.
very soft indoor awoos
Thank goodness I look innocent I got the dirtiest mind and the
Foulest mouth
whisper
RONDAKELLY RONDAKELLY
23 may
Thank goodness I look innocent I got the dirtiest mind and the Foulest mouth whisper
The Name Is
Blonde, Jane
Blonde
The Name Is Blonde, Jane Blonde
World record
It's been a year since most of you became afraid of dying, but in reality you wasted a year being afraid of living.
ritzpage2boi ritzpage2boi
15 mar
It's been a year since most of you became afraid of dying, but in reality you wasted a year being afraid of living.
do you ever start crying about something & then the next day you get your period and you're like I knew I wasn't a weak ass bitch
noonaryDaily noonaryDaily
20 mar
do you ever start crying about something & then the next day you get your period and you're like I knew I wasn't a weak ass bitch
While the world drives you crazy there is someone waiting impatiently to heal you
and you happy
While the world drives you crazy there is someone waiting impatiently to heal you and you happy
Now I have to unplug my lamp
at night. Because this furry bastard learned how to turn it on.
And he turns it on every time he's hungry in the middle of the night.
MamaSouder MamaSouder
18 mar
Now I have to unplug my lamp at night. Because this furry bastard learned how to turn it on. And he turns it on every time he's hungry in the middle of the night.
Tip your server.
Return your shopping cart.
Pick up a piece of trash.
Hold the door for the person behind you. Let someone
into your lane. Small acts can have rinnie affact
Tip your server. Return your shopping cart. Pick up a piece of trash. Hold the door for the person behind you. Let someone into your lane. Small acts can have rinnie affact
If you walk by my house and hear me yelling, it's not yelling.
I call it motivational speaking for people that don't want to listen.
If you walk by my house and hear me yelling, it's not yelling. I call it motivational speaking for people that don't want to listen.
YOURS IS THEONLY MEAT
PUT
320solutions 320solutions
11 mar
YOURS IS THEONLY MEAT PUT
What Will Come
Out of My Ass?
Betteboop65 Betteboop65
21 mar
What Will Come Out of My Ass?
A police recruit was asked during an exam,
"what would you do if you
had to arrest be your own mother?"
The reply, "call for back
severedFarm severedFarm
21 mar
A police recruit was asked during an exam, "what would you do if you had to arrest be your own mother?" The reply, "call for back
A rich life has nothing to do with money
A rich life has nothing to do with money
Have you ever been sexually attracted to the sound of someone's voice?
Have you ever been sexually attracted to the sound of someone's voice?
Me: Baby I cooked
Bae: What's for dinner?
Me: That bitch you been texting
Me: Baby I cooked Bae: What's for dinner? Me: That bitch you been texting
REDHEADS
THE MEN BRAVE
WITH FIRE!
Anthony82 Anthony82
19 may
REDHEADS THE MEN BRAVE WITH FIRE!