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Me in the passenger seat with anxiety from my friends psycho driving.
Me in the passenger seat with anxiety from my friends psycho driving.
When u open the spaghetti sauce jar on your first try
When u open the spaghetti sauce jar on your first try
Cop: anyone else in the vehicle
Me: yeah your mom
Cop: very funny
Mom: (from the backseat) hi sweetie
Cop: What the fu-
kee_kee_ka_ka kee_kee_ka_ka
15 mar
Cop: anyone else in the vehicle Me: yeah your mom Cop: very funny Mom: (from the backseat) hi sweetie Cop: What the fu-
Taking a dog named SHARK to the beach is a very bad idea...
Taking a dog named SHARK to the beach is a very bad idea...
alyyas babysitting 10 kids and at onefpoint. I searched Frantically For
20 minutes because I had only counted 9,
I was holding the ith child
the entire time.
taniaye taniaye
7 mar
alyyas babysitting 10 kids and at onefpoint. I searched Frantically For 20 minutes because I had only counted 9, I was holding the ith child the entire time.
ANSWERS TO "LARRY" eDO NOT CHASE o MAY BECOME AGGRESSIVE
$0.15 REWARD
(123) 456-7890
ANSWERS TO "LARRY" eDO NOT CHASE o MAY BECOME AGGRESSIVE $0.15 REWARD (123) 456-7890
"Don't get in his way while he's watching Toy Story
Meat_Head Meat_Head
13 mar
When she's a "Squirter"
ACTUALLY, LIFE IS GOOD WHEN PEOPLE HATE YOU
THEY DON'T AS YOU FOR SHIT
PapaLegba PapaLegba
29d
ACTUALLY, LIFE IS GOOD WHEN PEOPLE HATE YOU THEY DON'T AS YOU FOR SHIT
Alighting strike and a rainbow at the same time!
BearWarrior BearWarrior
24 apr
Alighting strike and a rainbow at the same time!
"MEGHAN WHERE ARE YOU, I JUST WANNA TALK!
"MEGHAN WHERE ARE YOU, I JUST WANNA TALK!
I went down to the paint store to get thinner.
It didn't work.
bestgroups2 bestgroups2
16 mar
I went down to the paint store to get thinner. It didn't work.
Jenna Ketter
@jenna_ketter
Ok so hear me out.......
Tinder, but for dogs in animal shelters that need adopted.
Jenna Ketter @jenna_ketter Ok so hear me out....... Tinder, but for dogs in animal shelters that need adopted.
THE FACE YOU MAKE
WHEN YOU DIDN'T PAY THE ELECTRIC BILL
rainbowent rainbowent
14 mar
THE FACE YOU MAKE WHEN YOU DIDN'T PAY THE ELECTRIC BILL
This grandpa got a cochlear implant tattoo to match his grandson.
This grandpa got a cochlear implant tattoo to match his grandson.
If you had a kid sister, you probably ate one of her delicious cakes!@
If you had a kid sister, you probably ate one of her delicious cakes!@
MYSTERIESRUNSOLVED
Big Bertha, a gun used during World
War I, was so powerful that troops had to move 300 yards away and put cotton wads in their ears, eyes, and nose, as well as open their mouths, so that their eardrums weren't burst by the blast pressure.
taniaye taniaye
22 mar
MYSTERIESRUNSOLVED Big Bertha, a gun used during World War I, was so powerful that troops had to move 300 yards away and put cotton wads in their ears, eyes, and nose, as well as open their mouths, so that their eardrums weren't burst by the blast pressure.
Mom was pregnant with me so she missed her Sr. Prom. 18 Years later I took her to mine@
Mom was pregnant with me so she missed her Sr. Prom. 18 Years later I took her to mine@
This is your brain on motherhood. Any questions?
@themarvelousmrsmom
This is your brain on motherhood. Any questions? @themarvelousmrsmom
*pays $80,000 in tuition*
*pays $80,000 in tuition*
Love her.
Aic 70 years old, I could give my younger self one piece of advice, it would be to use the words
fuck off' much more frequently.
\ Helen Mirren
Love her. Aic 70 years old, I could give my younger self one piece of advice, it would be to use the words fuck off' much more frequently. \ Helen Mirren