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Me: takes spider web clown with a broom
Me: hangs up fake spider weld for Halloween
spider
Me: takes spider web clown with a broom Me: hangs up fake spider weld for Halloween spider
Daniel Munro @
@dk_munro
Middle aged happiness is discovering that the next load of laundry to fold is just 8 bath towels
and not 46 pieces of small human clothes.
Daniel Munro @ @dk_munro Middle aged happiness is discovering that the next load of laundry to fold is just 8 bath towels and not 46 pieces of small human clothes.
TALK TO THE MOON.
TELL THE UNIVERSE EXACTLY WHAT YOU WANT.
TALK TO THE MOON. TELL THE UNIVERSE EXACTLY WHAT YOU WANT.
EVERY SINGLE DAY
THE CET TIPINER
EVERY SINGLE DAY THE CET TIPINER
need a day between every day to recover from the day before and prepare for the upcoming day.
LA
need a day between every day to recover from the day before and prepare for the upcoming day. LA
ne Voices
+ell me
whatever
e's
my wife's
ne Voices +ell me whatever e's my wife's
WHEN YOUR GRANDMA FINDS.
OUT THAT YOU DIDN'T HAVE ANY E BREAKFASTs:
Romethetoker Romethetoker
29 dec 2020
WHEN YOUR GRANDMA FINDS. OUT THAT YOU DIDN'T HAVE ANY E BREAKFASTs:
FUCK AROUND
AND FIND OUT
FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT
When someone says they're gonna steal one of my memes
Oh fuck yeah spread it
RSarago_USMC RSarago_USMC
29 apr
When someone says they're gonna steal one of my memes Oh fuck yeah spread it
Telling a man you already have a "man
won't stop them from hitting on you but if you say you used to be a man...
diablo1 diablo1
9 apr
Telling a man you already have a "man won't stop them from hitting on you but if you say you used to be a man...
_ they threw the silencer threw threw the silencer on these fr
_ they threw the silencer threw threw the silencer on these fr
PETTING
BE SURE NOT TO ACTIVATE I THEIR MURDER BUTTON.
bonvau1025 bonvau1025
8 mar
PETTING BE SURE NOT TO ACTIVATE I THEIR MURDER BUTTON.
God says:
I created you with purpose and fora purpose. You are no accident.
I love you.
God says: I created you with purpose and fora purpose. You are no accident. I love you.
MEALS ON IEALS ON
MEALS ON IEALS ON
When someone starts crying but you don't know what to do
"Do you want some toothpaste?"
Taurusgirl Taurusgirl
2 may
When someone starts crying but you don't know what to do "Do you want some toothpaste?"
Welcome Home Sean!
Congrats on your
PAROLE!
of
HOW REAL FRIENDS PICK YOU UP FROM THE AIRPORT
Welcome Home Sean! Congrats on your PAROLE! of HOW REAL FRIENDS PICK YOU UP FROM THE AIRPORT
Perfectly timed football photos, Part 2:
blindNflmemes blindNflmemes
12 mar
Perfectly timed football photos, Part 2:
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME
YOU HAVE A WHOLE BOX OF TREATS,
BUTT ONLY GET ONE??
tartGroups tartGroups
17 may
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME YOU HAVE A WHOLE BOX OF TREATS, BUTT ONLY GET ONE??
She danced like nobody was watching
But people were watching and she looked like bees were attacking her
best4funny420 best4funny420
10 mar
She danced like nobody was watching But people were watching and she looked like bees were attacking her
Cat figures out Mom is expecting
If you don't click these bad boys a couple times before you use them, I can't trust you
If you don't click these bad boys a couple times before you use them, I can't trust you