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Me thinking about how the human body has 7 trillion nerves and some people manage to get on every single one of them
Me thinking about how the human body has 7 trillion nerves and some people manage to get on every single one of them
If you see me smiling, it's because I'm thinking of doing something evil
or naughty.
If you see me laughing,
it's because
I've already
done it.
If you see me smiling, it's because I'm thinking of doing something evil or naughty. If you see me laughing, it's because I've already done it.
If you don't click these bad boys a couple times before you use them, I can't trust you
If you don't click these bad boys a couple times before you use them, I can't trust you
WOW, that's a nice..
il
BlueDragon73 BlueDragon73
26 jun
WOW, that's a nice.. il
When you're in the elevator and you press the button while there's people approaching
Dontboi Dontboi
18 mar
When you're in the elevator and you press the button while there's people approaching
Southern Slang
You good = Are you ok?
You good = You are ok.
You good = How have you been
You good = Did you get enough
You good = You're welcome
You good = Stop talking to me
You good = No need to say sorry
You good = You need some money?
ieces of Soul
Southern Slang You good = Are you ok? You good = You are ok. You good = How have you been You good = Did you get enough You good = You're welcome You good = Stop talking to me You good = No need to say sorry You good = You need some money? ieces of Soul
The giant dogs loveime!
The giant dogs loveime!
didn't come here to impress none of you motherfuckers.
didn't come here to impress none of you motherfuckers.
When your grandma tells your mom to leave you alone
When your grandma tells your mom to leave you alone
Me buying 20 loaves because cutting them is satisfying
Me after exam results:
"Dad, let me explain!"
Me after exam results: "Dad, let me explain!"
So a burglar broke into the house...
put the red dot on his chest
And the cat did the rest..
meekCatdogsupply meekCatdogsupply
10 mar
So a burglar broke into the house... put the red dot on his chest And the cat did the rest..
Saint Bob Payne
@readyforpayne
Hey kid, wanna hear a scary story?
One day you will be able to do
whatever you want and you will choose to stay home alone
Saint Bob Payne @readyforpayne Hey kid, wanna hear a scary story? One day you will be able to do whatever you want and you will choose to stay home alone
'I wish I could have some of that, but I'm trying to live a clean life."
'It's banana bread Susan, not heroin.'
'I wish I could have some of that, but I'm trying to live a clean life." 'It's banana bread Susan, not heroin.'
When you've been asked to bring a vegetable tray, but you really want cookies
When you've been asked to bring a vegetable tray, but you really want cookies
Have you ever realized that
Women's "I'll be ready in 5 minutes"
.and a man's "I'll be home in 5 minutes" are exactly the same
PapaLegba PapaLegba
21d
Have you ever realized that Women's "I'll be ready in 5 minutes" .and a man's "I'll be home in 5 minutes" are exactly the same
FOUND YOUR GRANDMOTHERS PICTURE IN THE YEARBOOK
DroopAlong DroopAlong
18 may
FOUND YOUR GRANDMOTHERS PICTURE IN THE YEARBOOK
LOOK!
IS NOT CONSIDERED A HIGH 5*
LOOK! IS NOT CONSIDERED A HIGH 5*
OK HOOMAN, IS THE DINNER READY OR
OK HOOMAN, IS THE DINNER READY OR
CAREFUL BOYS
DONT LET A $7 SUNDRESS COST YOU S70K CHILD SUPPORT
Memegod199 Memegod199
8 apr
CAREFUL BOYS DONT LET A $7 SUNDRESS COST YOU S70K CHILD SUPPORT
THIS ONE'S FOR YOU GUYS...
WHEREVER YOU ARE!
ff
Militarycreep Militarycreep
10 mar
THIS ONE'S FOR YOU GUYS... WHEREVER YOU ARE! ff