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Me watching
Horror
WHEN PEOPLE GET KILLED WHEN A'DOG GETS KILLED
Dont care about people only dogs cause im a bitch
Me watching Horror WHEN PEOPLE GET KILLED WHEN A'DOG GETS KILLED Dont care about people only dogs cause im a bitch
MEN HAUE BEEM THE MGOh AND QSC NUCICAR ENERGY
YET We STIL EAR ABOUT BOOBS
chrisfunsize chrisfunsize
12 mar
MEN HAUE BEEM THE MGOh AND QSC NUCICAR ENERGY YET We STIL EAR ABOUT BOOBS
DRIVER: "WHAT AM SUPPOSED TO DO WITH, THIS SPEEDING TICKETS"
OFFIGER: "KEEP IT, WHEN YOU COLLECT TRERD CET RR RIPYPIE"
DRIVER: "WHAT AM SUPPOSED TO DO WITH, THIS SPEEDING TICKETS" OFFIGER: "KEEP IT, WHEN YOU COLLECT TRERD CET RR RIPYPIE"
Only a Select Few Will Understand How
Important This Picture ls
Only a Select Few Will Understand How Important This Picture ls
When you flush at a friends house and the water starts rising
When you flush at a friends house and the water starts rising
Drinking coffee and watching the river...
Yay or Nay??
Drinking coffee and watching the river... Yay or Nay??
@UberFacts
Dolphins can recognize each other and "talk" over the phone using distinct calls.
berfacts
@UberFacts Dolphins can recognize each other and "talk" over the phone using distinct calls. berfacts
I hate when people can't see the wrong in their actions, but always find time to find them in yours.
thoughts
Here4thenow Here4thenow
11 mar
I hate when people can't see the wrong in their actions, but always find time to find them in yours. thoughts
Middle school principal Jason Smith noticed a kid violating the dress code by wearing a hat - instead of disciplining him, he lovingly fixed his haircut.
Middle school principal Jason Smith noticed a kid violating the dress code by wearing a hat - instead of disciplining him, he lovingly fixed his haircut.
gregbrown
@mertinalrich
Stimmy check? Nope...a chocolate dick in a box. I hate my friends
gregbrown @mertinalrich Stimmy check? Nope...a chocolate dick in a box. I hate my friends
DON'T JUDGE PEOPLE FOR THE CHOICES THEY MAKE WHEN YOU DON'T
KNOW THE OPTIONS THEY HAD TO CHOOSE FROM.
DON'T JUDGE PEOPLE FOR THE CHOICES THEY MAKE WHEN YOU DON'T KNOW THE OPTIONS THEY HAD TO CHOOSE FROM.
Every f*cking time
I don't think my pharmacist likes me
DEAAA
EliseWuelling EliseWuelling
5 mar
Every f*cking time I don't think my pharmacist likes me DEAAA
People wait all week for friday, all year for summer, all life for happiness
People wait all week for friday, all year for summer, all life for happiness
very soft indoor awoos
It's not called slurring your words
It's called talking in cursive cu and it's classy
rainbowent rainbowent
16 apr
It's not called slurring your words It's called talking in cursive cu and it's classy
T KNOW WHO THIS DOG IS OR WAY AE
FROM THIS PARK:
BUT RE CERTSIMLY SEEMS
LIKE A LAT FUND
dregone dregone
19 mar
T KNOW WHO THIS DOG IS OR WAY AE FROM THIS PARK: BUT RE CERTSIMLY SEEMS LIKE A LAT FUND
THINGS JUS
THINGS JUS
SORRY SIR? IT LOOKS LIKE YOUR LUGGAGE IS 100 REAMY FOR THE
HAVE
THEM IN YOUR KYHIGHIS COING THE
SORRY SIR? IT LOOKS LIKE YOUR LUGGAGE IS 100 REAMY FOR THE HAVE THEM IN YOUR KYHIGHIS COING THE
II
WHEN ARE YoU GOING To STop
WASTING YOUR TIME WITH THAT SCIENCE FICTION NONSENSE AND START PEALING NITA REALITY
II WHEN ARE YoU GOING To STop WASTING YOUR TIME WITH THAT SCIENCE FICTION NONSENSE AND START PEALING NITA REALITY
me sliding the straw in and out of a McDonald's cup
me sliding the straw in and out of a McDonald's cup
If you had $86,400 in your bank account and someone stole $10 from you, would you be upset and throw the remaining amount $86,390
away? No. See, we have 86,400 seconds each day. Don't let a negative
10 seconds ruin your entire day. You run this shit. Pay attention.
IKEEPONLEARNINGOAILY
Rikkeej Rikkeej
16 mar
If you had $86,400 in your bank account and someone stole $10 from you, would you be upset and throw the remaining amount $86,390 away? No. See, we have 86,400 seconds each day. Don't let a negative 10 seconds ruin your entire day. You run this shit. Pay attention. IKEEPONLEARNINGOAILY