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Men only wants One thing. And
it's disgusting
Then wash it
Men only wants One thing. And it's disgusting Then wash it
SCREW YOU GUYS
GOING HOME
SCREW YOU GUYS GOING HOME
ia
NS
LIUST SHIT IN HIS YARD!
DPD1990 DPD1990
12d
ia NS LIUST SHIT IN HIS YARD!
TATERNUTZ TATERNUTZ
9 mar
My dog went to give me his paw ut then said "sike"... My dog just did the ultimate psych out
We accidentally amputated your dick.
Ma'am you need to calm down!
We accidentally amputated your dick. Ma'am you need to calm down!
WHEN YOU GET KICKED OFF OF FACEBOOK FOR A MEME
WHEREDOYOUTHINK!
FOUND THE
WHEN YOU GET KICKED OFF OF FACEBOOK FOR A MEME WHEREDOYOUTHINK! FOUND THE
A police officer spent his lunch break sharing pizza with a homeless woman.
atiok
txcntrylivin11 txcntrylivin11
8 mar
A police officer spent his lunch break sharing pizza with a homeless woman. atiok
Instead of finding a new form of social media we should all go back to bonfires, night fishin, tailgate parties, porch sittin and cruisin with the radio playing.
Instead of finding a new form of social media we should all go back to bonfires, night fishin, tailgate parties, porch sittin and cruisin with the radio playing.
IF PEOPLE MAKE YOU SICK
THEN MAYBE YOU SHOULD COOK THEM LONGER
jewelsy34 jewelsy34
25 apr
IF PEOPLE MAKE YOU SICK THEN MAYBE YOU SHOULD COOK THEM LONGER
An old man was eating in a truck stop when three rough-looking bikers walked in. As they passed the old man, the first biker pushed his cigarette into the old man's pie, then laughed and took a seat at the counter. The second biker picked up the old man's milk and spit into it. The third biker turned over the old man's plate before joining the others at the counter.
Without saying a word to the laughing bikers, the old man put his money down, got up, and left the diner. One of the bikers said to the waitress, " Not much of a man, was he?"
The waitress replied," Not much of a truck driver either. He just backed his big rig over three motorcycles!"
An old man was eating in a truck stop when three rough-looking bikers walked in. As they passed the old man, the first biker pushed his cigarette into the old man's pie, then laughed and took a seat at the counter. The second biker picked up the old man's milk and spit into it. The third biker turned over the old man's plate before joining the others at the counter. Without saying a word to the laughing bikers, the old man put his money down, got up, and left the diner. One of the bikers said to the waitress, " Not much of a man, was he?" The waitress replied," Not much of a truck driver either. He just backed his big rig over three motorcycles!"
I have gained their trust
(via theblessedone)
Happyfi5h Happyfi5h
10 mar
I have gained their trust (via theblessedone)
"Darlene, you and the youngins stay inside. I'm drivin' the porch to go get some Coors and scratch offs."
PintoWorld PintoWorld
10 mar
"Darlene, you and the youngins stay inside. I'm drivin' the porch to go get some Coors and scratch offs."
Cheating on me is easy.
But learning how to walk after
I shoot you in your kneecaps is hard. Stay loyal or stay limping, pimping.
Unknown Author
Cheating on me is easy. But learning how to walk after I shoot you in your kneecaps is hard. Stay loyal or stay limping, pimping. Unknown Author
My wife just rolled over to me in bed and whispered, know it's late but do you want to have cheese toast?"
That, my friends, is how you keep the romance alive.
My wife just rolled over to me in bed and whispered, know it's late but do you want to have cheese toast?" That, my friends, is how you keep the romance alive.
"Don't get in his way while he's watching Toy Story
When the dollar store imitation Peeps have had a rough trip over from China.
OK
HbicMzQuitB HbicMzQuitB
18 mar
When the dollar store imitation Peeps have had a rough trip over from China. OK
Socsey
is
AND IF we
ARE TAL Kine,
BEHAVING In
NON-INCLUSIVE WAY You wiLt BE
EXCLUDED
SleepyGirl
13 mar
Socsey is AND IF we ARE TAL Kine, BEHAVING In NON-INCLUSIVE WAY You wiLt BE EXCLUDED
You any
dangerous sports?
sometimes
disagree with my wife
JayODell JayODell
20d
You any dangerous sports? sometimes disagree with my wife
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Don't start this shit, your money coming... Bye!!!
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IRS Payment Status Not Available Don't start this shit, your money coming... Bye!!! For more information on the eligibility rules, see our Frequently Asked Questions page. EXIT
"Describe yourself in three words"
Me:
Meat_Head Meat_Head
12 mar
"Describe yourself in three words" Me:
"Grandma, if you're thinking of buying me treat, it can be
mommymemer666 mommymemer666
15 mar
"Grandma, if you're thinking of buying me treat, it can be