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MEXICAN WORD OF THE DAY:
"ISOLATE"
EVERY MONDAY MY BOSS ASKS ME WHY ISOLATE FOR WORK
MEXICAN WORD OF THE DAY: "ISOLATE" EVERY MONDAY MY BOSS ASKS ME WHY ISOLATE FOR WORK
Put God first
watch
amazing things
fd
Put God first watch amazing things fd
They're not dangerous if you raise them righi
Maite woin } are the
'the dous
LisaBruce LisaBruce
9 mar
They're not dangerous if you raise them righi Maite woin } are the 'the dous
Dad Jokes
@Dadsaysjokes
Since Facebook claims ownership of everything you post on their website
think I should start uploading my bills.
Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes Since Facebook claims ownership of everything you post on their website think I should start uploading my bills.
QTRUEW
Every girl may not be the queen to her husband but she is always a
princess to her father. C) - .
WinterSnow WinterSnow
11 nov 2020
QTRUEW Every girl may not be the queen to her husband but she is always a princess to her father. C) - .
Would you be a stay at home husband if your wife made
10 million dollars a year?
Me:
Lunch is served.
Would you be a stay at home husband if your wife made 10 million dollars a year? Me: Lunch is served.
Tan lines in 2020 be like
Vape_Queen Vape_Queen
3 may
Tan lines in 2020 be like
YES SIR. WE ARE DEFINITELY WEARING OUR ISSUED UNIFORM.
VIID SHAUING TON FVERY NAY
YES SIR. WE ARE DEFINITELY WEARING OUR ISSUED UNIFORM. VIID SHAUING TON FVERY NAY
REC
AN
OF 15) DAYS) FUATIEN T CURVE
SleepyGirl
7 mar
REC AN OF 15) DAYS) FUATIEN T CURVE
when you're getting pulled over by the cops
These best friends got the same haircut to trick their teacher so she wouldn't be able to tell them apart
KrisyYeager KrisyYeager
9d
These best friends got the same haircut to trick their teacher so she wouldn't be able to tell them apart
DOES ANYONE HERE ACTUADLY-
-EAT Fried Potatoes And
DOES ANYONE HERE ACTUADLY- -EAT Fried Potatoes And
Me listening to songs about drugs and guns while driving to Trader Joe's for oat milk and cauliflower gnocchi
Me listening to songs about drugs and guns while driving to Trader Joe's for oat milk and cauliflower gnocchi
james
@video_jame my cat with a $20 toy: no thanks
my cat with the mcdonald's straw i dropped on the floor: u are my vice. my muse. my soulmate
james @video_jame my cat with a $20 toy: no thanks my cat with the mcdonald's straw i dropped on the floor: u are my vice. my muse. my soulmate
Getting oral sex from an ugly person is like bungee jumping, you know it's gonna be fun but for fuck sakes don't look down
Sessoms
8 mar
Getting oral sex from an ugly person is like bungee jumping, you know it's gonna be fun but for fuck sakes don't look down
THE PEOPLE WHO CONSIDER YOU WEAK HAVE NOT YET NOTICED THE WOLF HIDING BEHIND YOUR EYES.
NOR THE FLAMES INSIDE YOUR SOUL.
LET THEM THINK YOU ARE WEAK AND DO WHAT WOLVES AND FIRE
00 BEST
SURPRISE THEM WHEN THEY LEAST EXPECT IT.
-Nikita Gill
THE PEOPLE WHO CONSIDER YOU WEAK HAVE NOT YET NOTICED THE WOLF HIDING BEHIND YOUR EYES. NOR THE FLAMES INSIDE YOUR SOUL. LET THEM THINK YOU ARE WEAK AND DO WHAT WOLVES AND FIRE 00 BEST SURPRISE THEM WHEN THEY LEAST EXPECT IT. -Nikita Gill
Theres no way I could ever be lured intoa...
ShaneGeezer ShaneGeezer
11 mar
Theres no way I could ever be lured intoa...
Notification Cen er
cc
Why not step outside for a bit?
EMERGENCY ALERTS ego
Emergency Alert
NWS: TORNADO WARNING in this area til
AM EST. Take shelter now. Check media.
jetpackpuppy
7 mar
Notification Cen er cc Why not step outside for a bit? EMERGENCY ALERTS ego Emergency Alert NWS: TORNADO WARNING in this area til AM EST. Take shelter now. Check media.
'Just hold your bone like a normal dog and stop embarrassing me.'
'Just hold your bone like a normal dog and stop embarrassing me.'
WHAT IF TODAY
WE WERE JUST GRATEFUL,
FVERYTUING
WHAT IF TODAY WE WERE JUST GRATEFUL, FVERYTUING
Arlington cemetery is closed.
These men and women are still walking the 21 steps to guard the unknown soldier. I wanted to publicly say, Respect.
Arlington cemetery is closed. These men and women are still walking the 21 steps to guard the unknown soldier. I wanted to publicly say, Respect.