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MOM SAID SHE FOUND THIS PIPE IIN MY CAR AND THAT WE TO HAVE A TALK...
MOM SAID SHE FOUND THIS PIPE IIN MY CAR AND THAT WE TO HAVE A TALK...
What i is Sunday? Daylight Ti Saving
Ti mey
Who wants to do it?
wy
Why are we We don't knew doing it?
wy
DDivya DDivya
13 mar
What i is Sunday? Daylight Ti Saving Ti mey Who wants to do it? wy Why are we We don't knew doing it? wy
WHEN I PET SOMEONE'S DOG AND HE SAYS
"WOW! HE DOESN'T LET ANYONE DO THAT"
Meat_Head Meat_Head
12 jun
WHEN I PET SOMEONE'S DOG AND HE SAYS "WOW! HE DOESN'T LET ANYONE DO THAT"
closing your eyes for a few seconds after turning your alarm off is a very dangerous game to play
70sguy 70sguy
21 mar
closing your eyes for a few seconds after turning your alarm off is a very dangerous game to play
A LARGE GROUP
((F KARENS CALLED
HOMEOWNERS ACe NMIATINE
A LARGE GROUP ((F KARENS CALLED HOMEOWNERS ACe NMIATINE
Please tell me someone
'else'sees the dolphin on my ceiling, my mom thinks crazy.
taniaye taniaye
9 mar
Please tell me someone 'else'sees the dolphin on my ceiling, my mom thinks crazy.
dy Joan Meiners, @beecycies PhD =
I just got an email from my grade biology teacher congratulating me on my PhD. She helped me do a science fair project on the antioxidant content of honey that made me believe I could be a scientist when I grew up.
Mentorship, and representation, really does matter. =
dy Joan Meiners, @beecycies PhD = I just got an email from my grade biology teacher congratulating me on my PhD. She helped me do a science fair project on the antioxidant content of honey that made me believe I could be a scientist when I grew up. Mentorship, and representation, really does matter. =
Don't make me a house on
LisaBruce LisaBruce
12 mar
Don't make me a house on
LISTEN and SILENT are spelled with the same letters.
Think about it.
LISTEN and SILENT are spelled with the same letters. Think about it.
DOES ANYONE HERE ACTUADLY-
-EAT Fried Potatoes And
DOES ANYONE HERE ACTUADLY- -EAT Fried Potatoes And
YOURS IS THEONLY MEAT
PUT
320solutions 320solutions
11 mar
YOURS IS THEONLY MEAT PUT
My Mom was cleaning out their liquor cabinet and offered mea bottle of Vodka they've had for ages. had to say no because I know it's 70% water from me stealing it when I was 16.
guiltyFunny guiltyFunny
18 mar
My Mom was cleaning out their liquor cabinet and offered mea bottle of Vodka they've had for ages. had to say no because I know it's 70% water from me stealing it when I was 16.
PITY THE FOOL
WHO CAN'T READ
1ATH'C NE INCH
cringySupply cringySupply
23 mar
PITY THE FOOL WHO CAN'T READ 1ATH'C NE INCH
Today an elephant decided to have a drink at my swimming pool
DrHurtt DrHurtt
6 mar
yhen you get home from the club at Jam
Even in our worst day, we still have the
Greatest
God.
decaying_gr0ups decaying_gr0ups
22 may
Even in our worst day, we still have the Greatest God.
WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU EAT PEANUT BUTTER AND BAKED BEANS?
A FART THAT STICKS TO THE ROOF OF YOUR ASS.
mikehuncho mikehuncho
10d
WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU EAT PEANUT BUTTER AND BAKED BEANS? A FART THAT STICKS TO THE ROOF OF YOUR ASS.
10.
The Young Guy Sitting Down Was
Struggling With His Tie When The Older
Gentleman Moved Without Hesitation
And Gave Him A Step-By-Step Tutorial
Gargoyle Gargoyle
16 mar
10. The Young Guy Sitting Down Was Struggling With His Tie When The Older Gentleman Moved Without Hesitation And Gave Him A Step-By-Step Tutorial
WE'LL LET HIM STAY FOR A FEW DAYS, UNTIL WE FIND HIM A NEW HOME
cr1spy_ep1c cr1spy_ep1c
20 mar
WE'LL LET HIM STAY FOR A FEW DAYS, UNTIL WE FIND HIM A NEW HOME
Forgive your enemy, but remember the bastard's name.
-Scottish proverb
Forgive your enemy, but remember the bastard's name. -Scottish proverb
JUSTIN BIERERS)
BE AFUCKING
JUSTIN BIERERS) BE AFUCKING