log in
"Money doesn't matter"
-Rich People
"Looks doesn't matter"
-Attractive People I
NOTHING LITERALLY MATTERS, NOT EVEN THE LIFE OF A DRIVER IN FRONT OF A WIN
- Mercedes AMG Petronas Formula 1 Team
MUM AAS PETRONAS
"Money doesn't matter" -Rich People "Looks doesn't matter" -Attractive People I NOTHING LITERALLY MATTERS, NOT EVEN THE LIFE OF A DRIVER IN FRONT OF A WIN - Mercedes AMG Petronas Formula 1 Team MUM AAS PETRONAS
FISHING
INBANTRY
FOLL
VOU'RE
DOING IT RIGHT!
FISHING INBANTRY FOLL VOU'RE DOING IT RIGHT!
Picked up a hitchhiker. Seemed like a nice guy.
After a few miles, he asked me if
I wasn afraid that he might be a serial killer?
I told him that the odds of two serial killers being in the same car were extremely unlikely
best_just_4jokes best_just_4jokes
10 mar
Picked up a hitchhiker. Seemed like a nice guy. After a few miles, he asked me if I wasn afraid that he might be a serial killer? I told him that the odds of two serial killers being in the same car were extremely unlikely
"My heart dropped for a second
Be with someone who would drive five hours just to see you for one.
Be with someone who would drive five hours just to see you for one.
DEAR MOMS AND DADS
THANK YOU FOR RAISING HEROES
Anthony82 Anthony82
27 may
DEAR MOMS AND DADS THANK YOU FOR RAISING HEROES
Teacher: You failed the test
Me: And you failed to educate me
Teacher: Are you talking back?
Me: Yes, that's how conversations works
Teacher:
Teacher: You failed the test Me: And you failed to educate me Teacher: Are you talking back? Me: Yes, that's how conversations works Teacher:
one day you will find someone who loves you like this bird loves this watermelon
one day you will find someone who loves you like this bird loves this watermelon
Armed suspect robs convenience store, gets shot by every customer inside
THIS.
Texas
MattStettner MattStettner
8 mar
Armed suspect robs convenience store, gets shot by every customer inside THIS. Texas
ROW ROW ROW YOU BOAT,
GENTLY OFF A CLIFRS
TopHat TopHat
18 mar
ROW ROW ROW YOU BOAT, GENTLY OFF A CLIFRS
Her: At least invite me out to dinner
Him: I don't go out with married women, sorry
Her: But I'm your wife
Him: I make no exceptions
@nothingsilly
Her: At least invite me out to dinner Him: I don't go out with married women, sorry Her: But I'm your wife Him: I make no exceptions @nothingsilly
will do anything
for
Stop smoking
Weed
AmyLynn AmyLynn
13 mar
will do anything for Stop smoking Weed
Have you ever gone back to visit your old house or neighbourhood just to take in the nostalgia and childhood memories?
Have you ever gone back to visit your old house or neighbourhood just to take in the nostalgia and childhood memories?
Roxi Horror
roxiqt
Everything is bad lately so do whatever makes you happy that doesn't hurt others. If playing video games brings you joy, do
it. If you feel better after a long run, go for it. If you want to invite a neighborhood opossum home for a tea party, treat yourself. Live your best life.
Roxi Horror roxiqt Everything is bad lately so do whatever makes you happy that doesn't hurt others. If playing video games brings you joy, do it. If you feel better after a long run, go for it. If you want to invite a neighborhood opossum home for a tea party, treat yourself. Live your best life.
HOW KIDNAP ME
Mariwanna Mariwanna
12 mar
HOW KIDNAP ME
The older I get the more I realize no one has any idea what they're doing.
Most people are just pretending.
LisaBruce LisaBruce
12 mar
The older I get the more I realize no one has any idea what they're doing. Most people are just pretending.
Here you go: two
Happy Mealg and a
Barely
Here you go: two Happy Mealg and a Barely
Wall Info Photos Video Notes
Rudolph The sieigh would be a lot more fun to pull if the driver didn't weigh 700lbs.
Prancer, Vixen, Comet and 5 others like this.
Biitzen He weighs only 700 pounds? ago" Like people
Cupid LOL! irs ago Like
Dasher Seriously! How about that practice run
yesterday? He's all, "I'm tired of these sluggish
take-offs." Well, I'm tired of hauling hippo!
Like +12) people
bestwtf bestwtf
20 mar
Wall Info Photos Video Notes Rudolph The sieigh would be a lot more fun to pull if the driver didn't weigh 700lbs. Prancer, Vixen, Comet and 5 others like this. Biitzen He weighs only 700 pounds? ago" Like people Cupid LOL! irs ago Like Dasher Seriously! How about that practice run yesterday? He's all, "I'm tired of these sluggish take-offs." Well, I'm tired of hauling hippo! Like +12) people
No matter how poor you
) think you are.
\ you have a
family, you have everything.
mommysupreme mommysupreme
10 mar
No matter how poor you ) think you are. \ you have a family, you have everything.
You can do it...
@foms2016
LOW BRIDGE
Baa) You can
lout, please
II
You can do it... @foms2016 LOW BRIDGE Baa) You can lout, please II
If a child tells you they are uncomfortable around an adult, please listen.
sadmanshedpage sadmanshedpage
13 mar
If a child tells you they are uncomfortable around an adult, please listen.