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MORNIN' Y'ALL!
GOT COFFEE?
MORNIN' Y'ALL! GOT COFFEE?
women
OFCOURSE I CHANGED, THAT'S WHAT GROWTH IS ALL ABOUT.
women OFCOURSE I CHANGED, THAT'S WHAT GROWTH IS ALL ABOUT.
Now, I don't know what's going on in this photo, but no matter the species, I recognize the sure signs of a child about to get slapped back into last week.
Now, I don't know what's going on in this photo, but no matter the species, I recognize the sure signs of a child about to get slapped back into last week.
very soft indoor awoos
life hacks
By drinking black coffee in the morning you'll save calories without the extra additives, and it will jump- start your digestive system for the day.
#1152
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life hacks By drinking black coffee in the morning you'll save calories without the extra additives, and it will jump- start your digestive system for the day. #1152 1000L ifeHacks. com
Me holding a spray bottle with a shaky hand:
"This is your last chance, get off the counter."
taniaye taniaye
25 mar
Me holding a spray bottle with a shaky hand: "This is your last chance, get off the counter."
aN
WHEN CHRISTOPHER REEVE WAS IN THE HOSPITAL AFTER THE RIDING ACCIDENT THAT PARALYZED HIM, ROBIN WILLIAMS BURST THROUGH THE DOOR WEARING SCRUBS AND ANNOUNCED INA RUSSIAN ACCENT THAT HE WAS PROCTOLOGIST AND NEEDED TO EXAMINE HIM IMMEDIATELY. REEVE SAID IT WAS THE FIRST TIME HE'D LAUGHED SINCE THE ACCIDENT,
AND FROM THAT MOMENT ON HE KNEW THAT LIFE WAS GOING TO BE OK.
SS
aN WHEN CHRISTOPHER REEVE WAS IN THE HOSPITAL AFTER THE RIDING ACCIDENT THAT PARALYZED HIM, ROBIN WILLIAMS BURST THROUGH THE DOOR WEARING SCRUBS AND ANNOUNCED INA RUSSIAN ACCENT THAT HE WAS PROCTOLOGIST AND NEEDED TO EXAMINE HIM IMMEDIATELY. REEVE SAID IT WAS THE FIRST TIME HE'D LAUGHED SINCE THE ACCIDENT, AND FROM THAT MOMENT ON HE KNEW THAT LIFE WAS GOING TO BE OK. SS
Don't forget to set your clock on fire this Sunday. Time isn't real.
Don't forget to set your clock on fire this Sunday. Time isn't real.
What a catch! Get you a girl who can provide!
What a catch! Get you a girl who can provide!
In the wilderness, I use leaves for toilet paper
In the wilderness, I use leaves for toilet paper
When people: are intinidated by your.
sirength anil hanpiness, they'll try to tear yau dowi, and break your sirit,
Remembers, it's a reflection of thet weakwess, and not 2 refleclion oF you,
When people: are intinidated by your. sirength anil hanpiness, they'll try to tear yau dowi, and break your sirit, Remembers, it's a reflection of thet weakwess, and not 2 refleclion oF you,
How she looks when she says
"She'll be ready in 5 minutes"
How she looks when she says "She'll be ready in 5 minutes"
NEED COFFEE
NEED COFFEE
Behind almost every shitty meme isa person that tried to make you smile
(look at bottom left)
Behind almost every shitty meme isa person that tried to make you smile (look at bottom left)
A homeless boy tried to sell flowers to tourist and when he saw him barefoot, he took him to buy shoes
A homeless boy tried to sell flowers to tourist and when he saw him barefoot, he took him to buy shoes
Today AM
miss your pussy.
It's
Read AM
Well what time does your pussy open?
Today AM miss your pussy. It's Read AM Well what time does your pussy open?
SIR, IF AM TO BE INSULTED
MUST FIRST VALUE YOUR NPINION
SIR, IF AM TO BE INSULTED MUST FIRST VALUE YOUR NPINION
POLICE ARE SEARCHING FOR MOTHER NATURE.
SHE IS BI-POLAR AND IS BELIEVED TO BE OFF HER MEDICATION.
jeep2013 jeep2013
6 mar
POLICE ARE SEARCHING FOR MOTHER NATURE. SHE IS BI-POLAR AND IS BELIEVED TO BE OFF HER MEDICATION.
I told my teenage niece to go get me
newspaper.
She laughed at me, and said, "Oh uncle you are so old. Just use my phone."
So I slammed her phone against the wall to kill a spider.
Modern problems require modern solutions
BENICE BENICE
1 may
I told my teenage niece to go get me newspaper. She laughed at me, and said, "Oh uncle you are so old. Just use my phone." So I slammed her phone against the wall to kill a spider. Modern problems require modern solutions
MAN SHOT AFTER THROWING SHOE AT ROACH
DETROIT SEA SIDE
Fuck around and find out
MAN SHOT AFTER THROWING SHOE AT ROACH DETROIT SEA SIDE Fuck around and find out
WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU EAT PEANUT BUTTER AND BAKED BEANS?
A FART THAT STICKS TO THE
ROOF OF YOUR ASS.
WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU EAT PEANUT BUTTER AND BAKED BEANS? A FART THAT STICKS TO THE ROOF OF YOUR ASS.