• "Morning Sex"
She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual
Soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast. wearing only
The IP shirt that she normally slept in.
As walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said
Softly, "You've got to make love to me this very moment!"
My eyes lit up and I thought, "I am cither still dreaming
Or this is going to be my lucky day!"
Not wanting to lose the moment, embraced her and then
Gave it my all; right there on the kitchen table.
Afterwards she said, "Thanks," and retumed to the stove,
Her T-shirt still around her neck.
Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked,
"What was that all about?"
She ed "The egg timer's broken."
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    • I would’ve just given him hard boiled eggs.
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    • So I threw out the new timer ⏲ every time she bought one 😝😝😝😍😎
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    • I'm happy I'm not a three minute I'm a 4-5 hour man
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