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Morrison Colorado Bear lake..
Morrison Colorado Bear lake..
Dreackul
That whole penguin "long neck" thing just got me thinkin', you know?
Dreackul That whole penguin "long neck" thing just got me thinkin', you know?
WELL, IT'S NOT DING TO THROILITCELE
WELL, IT'S NOT DING TO THROILITCELE
many people would be scared if they saw in the mirror not their faces but their character .
many people would be scared if they saw in the mirror not their faces but their character .
And what's my tip
Change your cologne and hairstyle
And what's my tip Change your cologne and hairstyle
Me talking to the laundry I haven't folded in 3 days
I'm: going to
Me talking to the laundry I haven't folded in 3 days I'm: going to
People with good intentions make promises, people with integrity them.
People with good intentions make promises, people with integrity them.
I'm only responsible for what I say,
not for what you understand.
- John Wayne
I'm only responsible for what I say, not for what you understand. - John Wayne
"The reality is that you will grieve
I forever. You will not 'get over' the
I loss of a loved one; you will learn to live with it. You will heal and you I will rebuild yourself around the loss you have suffered. You will be whole again but you will never be the same. Nor should you be the same nor would you want to."
Gargoyle Gargoyle
17 mar
"The reality is that you will grieve I forever. You will not 'get over' the I loss of a loved one; you will learn to live with it. You will heal and you I will rebuild yourself around the loss you have suffered. You will be whole again but you will never be the same. Nor should you be the same nor would you want to."
He is new to this...
Rikkeej Rikkeej
28 oct 2020
He is new to this...
An elderly man sitting outside his car spoon feeding his wife ice cream
goodsmush goodsmush
15 mar
An elderly man sitting outside his car spoon feeding his wife ice cream
Ever realize that humans cut
down bird's houses to make birdhouses?
How high are you?
Ever realize that humans cut down bird's houses to make birdhouses? How high are you?
When you're really pissed off trying to release the pressure without hurting anyone
HO REMEMBERS I
"WHEN BUBBLEGUM CAME WITH CON
HO REMEMBERS I "WHEN BUBBLEGUM CAME WITH CON
VASKED GOD FOR A BIKE,
GOD DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY...
SO STOLE A BIKE AND ASKED FOR FORGIVENESS!
okdog1
13 apr
VASKED GOD FOR A BIKE, GOD DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY... SO STOLE A BIKE AND ASKED FOR FORGIVENESS!
Watching the neighbors put up
Christmas lights
while I've still got pumpkins
ratdtinn an mus framt narek
Watching the neighbors put up Christmas lights while I've still got pumpkins ratdtinn an mus framt narek
Fuck nudes.
Tell me about the song that kept you alive when you felt like nothing else could save you.
Fuck nudes. Tell me about the song that kept you alive when you felt like nothing else could save you.
When you and your friend decide to stay
single for the rest of your lives...
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When you and your friend decide to stay single for the rest of your lives... te
My Mom was cleaning out their liquor cabinet and offered mea bottle of Vodka they've had for ages. had to say no because I know it's 70% water from me stealing it when I was 16.
guiltyFunny guiltyFunny
18 mar
My Mom was cleaning out their liquor cabinet and offered mea bottle of Vodka they've had for ages. had to say no because I know it's 70% water from me stealing it when I was 16.
Cop: seen anything unusual?
Me: a dolphin with a hat once
Cop: I mean around here
Me: nah they live in water
I gn
gregglesty
12 mar
Cop: seen anything unusual? Me: a dolphin with a hat once Cop: I mean around here Me: nah they live in water I gn
ASSUMING WAS LIKE MOST GIRLS WAS YOUR FIRST MISTAKE
Sades
lberg32819 lberg32819
8 mar
ASSUMING WAS LIKE MOST GIRLS WAS YOUR FIRST MISTAKE Sades