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my bae look like Rihanna
You spelled Bill Cosby wrong bruh
dregone dregone
13 mar
my bae look like Rihanna You spelled Bill Cosby wrong bruh
This Boy Decided To Take His
85-Year-Old Grandmother To Prom
Because She Was Never Asked To
Prom When She Was A
Teenager!
dynamic_groups_v8 dynamic_groups_v8
16 mar
This Boy Decided To Take His 85-Year-Old Grandmother To Prom Because She Was Never Asked To Prom When She Was A Teenager!
DIDN'T CARE YESTERDAY,
DON'T GIVE A SHIT TODAY,
PROBABLY WON'T GIVE A FUCK TOMORROW.
DIDN'T CARE YESTERDAY, DON'T GIVE A SHIT TODAY, PROBABLY WON'T GIVE A FUCK TOMORROW.
THE WIFE JUST.
CALLED ME SEX MACHINE
HER ACTUAL WORDS WERE
'YOU'RE A FUCKING TOOL.
BUT KNOW WHAT SHE MEANT.
THE WIFE JUST. CALLED ME SEX MACHINE HER ACTUAL WORDS WERE 'YOU'RE A FUCKING TOOL. BUT KNOW WHAT SHE MEANT.
What if they're not
Stars? What if
they're holes poked into the top of a
container so we can breathe? Can I buy some weed
from you?
LLShortJ LLShortJ
19 mar
What if they're not Stars? What if they're holes poked into the top of a container so we can breathe? Can I buy some weed from you?
Finishing the Work Week And Heading For The Weekend Then out of nowhere,, sucker dirty little punk!!!
I'm red elephant
Ashleyr Ashleyr
8 mar
I'm red elephant
HAPPY 91ST BIRTHDAY TO CLINT EASTWOOD
profuseberoldti profuseberoldti
2 jun
HAPPY 91ST BIRTHDAY TO CLINT EASTWOOD
When the car in front of you keep
braking for no reason
When the car in front of you keep braking for no reason
me: im going to start eating healthy me:
me: im going to start eating healthy me:
Itlooks like an eternity, but it's short trip enjoy lite and be kind.
Itlooks like an eternity, but it's short trip enjoy lite and be kind.
REMEMBER 2 THINGS WHEN
ON PAGE:
1- ONLY JOKES
2- NO ONE GIVES A FUCK
_ ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS
dad0f2 dad0f2
22 jun
REMEMBER 2 THINGS WHEN ON PAGE: 1- ONLY JOKES 2- NO ONE GIVES A FUCK _ ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS
Mohammed Mashali once found a child that suffered from diabetes and needed insulin shot but couldn't afford them, so he asked his mother to buy him some. Sadly his mother could not afford them either and the child passed away. After this he moved to one of the poorest countries and began treating medical patients free of charge. He passed away July 28, 2020. Days before his death he was still helping everyone he could.
Mohammed Mashali once found a child that suffered from diabetes and needed insulin shot but couldn't afford them, so he asked his mother to buy him some. Sadly his mother could not afford them either and the child passed away. After this he moved to one of the poorest countries and began treating medical patients free of charge. He passed away July 28, 2020. Days before his death he was still helping everyone he could.
My friend only shaves if she knows she's 100% going to be having sex because
'there's no point peeling a potato if you aren't gonna mash it'
My friend only shaves if she knows she's 100% going to be having sex because 'there's no point peeling a potato if you aren't gonna mash it'
BREAKING NEWS:
The Pity Train has just derailed at the intersection of
Suck It Up & Move On, and crashed into
We All Have Problems, before coming to a complete stop at
Get the Heck Over It.
Any complaints about how we operate can be forwarded to
1-800-waa-waaa.
This is Dr. Sniffle Reporting
LIVE from
Quitchur Fussin'.
If you like this, repost it.
If you don't, suck it up cupcake, life doesn't revolve around YOU!
noonfunny1978 noonfunny1978
20 mar
BREAKING NEWS: The Pity Train has just derailed at the intersection of Suck It Up & Move On, and crashed into We All Have Problems, before coming to a complete stop at Get the Heck Over It. Any complaints about how we operate can be forwarded to 1-800-waa-waaa. This is Dr. Sniffle Reporting LIVE from Quitchur Fussin'. If you like this, repost it. If you don't, suck it up cupcake, life doesn't revolve around YOU!
IF YOU WERE MORE LIKE JESUS
YOU WOULD NEVER OF ANYONE!
THEY CRUCIFIED JESUS BECAUSE
HE OF FENGEG THEM WITH TRUTH
JamesHelbertJr JamesHelbertJr
17 mar
IF YOU WERE MORE LIKE JESUS YOU WOULD NEVER OF ANYONE! THEY CRUCIFIED JESUS BECAUSE HE OF FENGEG THEM WITH TRUTH
OH, YOU HAVE YOUR CHOICE OF 20 MOVIES FOR THE CAR?
WHEN WAS A KID, WATCHED THE SAME THING EVERY TRIP.
IT WAS CALLED THE WINDOW.
OH, YOU HAVE YOUR CHOICE OF 20 MOVIES FOR THE CAR? WHEN WAS A KID, WATCHED THE SAME THING EVERY TRIP. IT WAS CALLED THE WINDOW.
There are times when my greatest accomplishment
is just keeping my mouth shut.
graciJo graciJo
10 mar
There are times when my greatest accomplishment is just keeping my mouth shut.
11-year-old Billie Gilbert From Hobart Rescued This Draughtboard Shark That Was Wedged Between Two Rocks on Low Tide.
My heart breaks for anyone who lays in bed at night and wonders why they weren't enough for the one person they would give the world to.
that shit ruins you
thoughts
ClayClark
10 mar
My heart breaks for anyone who lays in bed at night and wonders why they weren't enough for the one person they would give the world to. that shit ruins you thoughts
Me and my social skills
March 2020 March 2021
Me and my social skills March 2020 March 2021