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MY CAT WHEN I'M MEDITATING
MY CAT WHEN I'M MEDITATING
THOUGHT YOU MIGHT WANNA SEE A DICK PICK
THOUGHT YOU MIGHT WANNA SEE A DICK PICK
PRESENTATION
were you expecting a silver platter?
JohnSpencer01 JohnSpencer01
21 jun
PRESENTATION were you expecting a silver platter?
happy_memezar happy_memezar
12 mar
He pranked her so hard she spoke to the manager
When we'd ask Mom what time is it, her reply....
"Half past a monkey's ass and a quarter to his balls"
(Anyone else hear that?)
txcntrylivin11 txcntrylivin11
9 mar
When we'd ask Mom what time is it, her reply.... "Half past a monkey's ass and a quarter to his balls" (Anyone else hear that?)
PETTING
BE SURE NOT TO ACTIVATE I THEIR MURDER BUTTON.
bonvau1025 bonvau1025
8 mar
PETTING BE SURE NOT TO ACTIVATE I THEIR MURDER BUTTON.
They should make an alarm clock that sounds like a cat getting ready
to voniit...
NOTHING makes you jump out of hed faster!
They should make an alarm clock that sounds like a cat getting ready to voniit... NOTHING makes you jump out of hed faster!
Let's see the easter bunny they said
Let's see the easter bunny they said
We think we want sex. It's not only about sex. It's intimacy we want, to be touched, looked at, admired, smiled at. Laugh with somebody, feel safe, feel like someone's really got you. That's what we crave.
Michi Michi
18 mar
We think we want sex. It's not only about sex. It's intimacy we want, to be touched, looked at, admired, smiled at. Laugh with somebody, feel safe, feel like someone's really got you. That's what we crave.
I No one is harder on me than me. So take your
judgment and shove it up your ass.
Gerg069 Gerg069
5 mar
I No one is harder on me than me. So take your judgment and shove it up your ass.
My cat will never forgive me for petting another cat.
Me after exam results:
"Dad, let me explain!"
Me after exam results: "Dad, let me explain!"
"Runneth up bitch"
want theen hende:
"Runneth up bitch" want theen hende:
sofla
i like it when cats do this with their face idk why
sofla i like it when cats do this with their face idk why
ChasityHelton ChasityHelton
7 mar
She was screaming for her life
When you're in the elevator and you press the button while there's people approaching
Dontboi Dontboi
18 mar
When you're in the elevator and you press the button while there's people approaching
This squirrel gets a little drunk after eating fermented pears
The less people you chill with.
The less bullshit you deal with.
graciJo graciJo
10 mar
The less people you chill with. The less bullshit you deal with.
WHEN YOUR GRANDMA FINDS.
OUT THAT YOU DIDN'T HAVE ANY E BREAKFASTs:
Romethetoker Romethetoker
29 dec 2020
WHEN YOUR GRANDMA FINDS. OUT THAT YOU DIDN'T HAVE ANY E BREAKFASTs:
Rubber, You're Glue
Whatever You Say Bounces
Off Me & Makes A 6 Inch
Diameter Exit Wound In You
Rubber, You're Glue Whatever You Say Bounces Off Me & Makes A 6 Inch Diameter Exit Wound In You