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My cousin just posted this picture of his son. Look how excited and proud he is of where he put all the carrots. I'm cracking up
My cousin just posted this picture of his son. Look how excited and proud he is of where he put all the carrots. I'm cracking up
i hate when someone rings my doorbell because then i have to drop whatever i'm doing to be silent and pretend i'm not home.
snoopyBeyond snoopyBeyond
20 mar
i hate when someone rings my doorbell because then i have to drop whatever i'm doing to be silent and pretend i'm not home.
Do you ever make jokes in your head and accidentally laugh out loud because you're so funny
Do you ever make jokes in your head and accidentally laugh out loud because you're so funny
If say "I'm hungry" We got about 27 minutes until I'm a different person
If say "I'm hungry" We got about 27 minutes until I'm a different person
HOW THE FUCK DID A GENERATION RAISED ON SOUTH PARK AND FAMILY GUY
GET SO OFFENDED OVER OLD DISNEY CARTOONS AND A TOY POTATO?
HOW THE FUCK DID A GENERATION RAISED ON SOUTH PARK AND FAMILY GUY GET SO OFFENDED OVER OLD DISNEY CARTOONS AND A TOY POTATO?
(TUBE RENTALS'
$15.00
_ Per Hour/ Per Tube
"RULES:
You are NOT allowed to do
ANYTHING that
.I begins with the words...
"Hey Y'all watch this!"
LisaBruce LisaBruce
20 mar
(TUBE RENTALS' $15.00 _ Per Hour/ Per Tube "RULES: You are NOT allowed to do ANYTHING that .I begins with the words... "Hey Y'all watch this!"
My heart! can't... very cute TikTok tthew: That was was the sound of my ovaries screaming
WHATS THE FIRST THING
YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU SEE THIS MAN
FancySunSpot
25 apr
WHATS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU SEE THIS MAN
This game is dangerous but it looks like so much fun ww
ger you
When someone tries to trig by insulting you or by doing or saying something that irritates you, take a deep breath and switch off your ego.
Remember that if you are easily offended, you are easily
llatad
When someone tries to trig
missingwherev8 missingwherev8
25 mar
ger you When someone tries to trig by insulting you or by doing or saying something that irritates you, take a deep breath and switch off your ego. Remember that if you are easily offended, you are easily llatad When someone tries to trig
Better to live a day as lion than 100 years
as a sheep.
The Suecess Club
Gargoyle Gargoyle
22 mar
Better to live a day as lion than 100 years as a sheep. The Suecess Club
Me thinking about how the human body has 7 trillion nerves and some people manage to get on every single one of them
Me thinking about how the human body has 7 trillion nerves and some people manage to get on every single one of them
HE CALLED
ME
AB
[CALLED
HIM
AN AMBULANCE.
judithtitus judithtitus
13 mar
HE CALLED ME AB [CALLED HIM AN AMBULANCE.
MEDICAL FACT: IF A WOMAN DRINKS TWO GLASSES OF WINE A DAY, IT INCREASES THE CHANCE OF A STROKE
IF YOU LET HER FINISH THE BOTTLE.
SHE'LL PROBABLY SUCK IT AS WELL.
Rikkeej Rikkeej
6 jun
MEDICAL FACT: IF A WOMAN DRINKS TWO GLASSES OF WINE A DAY, IT INCREASES THE CHANCE OF A STROKE IF YOU LET HER FINISH THE BOTTLE. SHE'LL PROBABLY SUCK IT AS WELL.
women
DOESNT DEPEND ON LUCK,
PENDS ON HARD YOU WORK.
women DOESNT DEPEND ON LUCK, PENDS ON HARD YOU WORK.
fug @yungtiddy
i'm sick of not knowing who the FUCK is
keeping Arby's in business. I want actual names of actual human beings. WHO THE FUCK is eating there. i've never seen one go out of business. i need answers, who the fuck is eating Arby's SPEAK UP NOW
1975 86.3K
Arby's
Aibys
Bitch we have the fuckin meats
fug @yungtiddy i'm sick of not knowing who the FUCK is keeping Arby's in business. I want actual names of actual human beings. WHO THE FUCK is eating there. i've never seen one go out of business. i need answers, who the fuck is eating Arby's SPEAK UP NOW 1975 86.3K Arby's Aibys Bitch we have the fuckin meats
When you are about to go out with the boys so your girl beats ya off to make sure you have no energy to chase hoes
AriesL AriesL
7 may
When you are about to go out with the boys so your girl beats ya off to make sure you have no energy to chase hoes
U ever be so stressed and u look in the mirror and ur like wow ok great I'm fucking ugly too
CrashDavis CrashDavis
13 mar
U ever be so stressed and u look in the mirror and ur like wow ok great I'm fucking ugly too
When you're in church praying to get rich and someone hands you a basket of money for free
da
Just like that?
When you're in church praying to get rich and someone hands you a basket of money for free da Just like that?