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My dad seeing my ass get beaten by my mom for something he gave permission for
70sguy 70sguy
19 mar
My dad seeing my ass get beaten by my mom for something he gave permission for
FOX NEWS MIN READ Police apprehend penguins who keep sneaking into sushi restaurant
ah
FOX NEWS MIN READ Police apprehend penguins who keep sneaking into sushi restaurant ah
Harry, I'm dead.
Are vou serious?) Dead Sirfus.
Harry, I'm dead. Are vou serious?) Dead Sirfus.
her: see its funny bc thought you were actually different me:
Sunshine68 Sunshine68
18 mar
her: see its funny bc thought you were actually different me:
GONNA KILL THAT DARN CAT..."
"you'LL SHOOT YOUR EYE ouT,
GONNA KILL THAT DARN CAT..." "you'LL SHOOT YOUR EYE ouT,
These planes combined to make a heart shape in the sky
Thank a
Trucker today!
WITHOUT THEM YOU WOULD BE...
HUNGRY,
HOMELESS,
& NAKED
cursedTruckers cursedTruckers
18 mar
Thank a Trucker today! WITHOUT THEM YOU WOULD BE... HUNGRY, HOMELESS, & NAKED
My kids would still ask me
what's for dinner.
My kids would still ask me what's for dinner.
An old man was eating in a truck stop when three rough-looking bikers walked in. As they passed the old man, the first biker pushed his cigarette into the old man's pie, then laughed and took a seat at the counter. The second biker picked up the old man's milk and spit into it. The third biker turned over the old man's plate before joining the others at the counter.
Without saying a word to the laughing bikers, the old man put his money down, got up, and left the diner. One of the bikers said to the waitress, " Not much of a man, was he?"
The waitress replied," Not much of a truck driver either. He just backed his big rig over three motorcycles!"
An old man was eating in a truck stop when three rough-looking bikers walked in. As they passed the old man, the first biker pushed his cigarette into the old man's pie, then laughed and took a seat at the counter. The second biker picked up the old man's milk and spit into it. The third biker turned over the old man's plate before joining the others at the counter. Without saying a word to the laughing bikers, the old man put his money down, got up, and left the diner. One of the bikers said to the waitress, " Not much of a man, was he?" The waitress replied," Not much of a truck driver either. He just backed his big rig over three motorcycles!"
ice the fish
Anyone not
LonHylton LonHylton
20 may
ice the fish Anyone not
Daughter teaches dad how to take selfies, this is what happens
deafMydogsplanet deafMydogsplanet
15 mar
Daughter teaches dad how to take selfies, this is what happens
One of the truest signs of maturity is the ability to disagree with someone while still remaining respectful.
txcntrylivin11 txcntrylivin11
15 mar
One of the truest signs of maturity is the ability to disagree with someone while still remaining respectful.
MYSTERIESRUNSOLVED
Big Bertha, a gun used during World
War I, was so powerful that troops had to move 300 yards away and put cotton wads in their ears, eyes, and nose, as well as open their mouths, so that their eardrums weren't burst by the blast pressure.
taniaye taniaye
22 mar
MYSTERIESRUNSOLVED Big Bertha, a gun used during World War I, was so powerful that troops had to move 300 yards away and put cotton wads in their ears, eyes, and nose, as well as open their mouths, so that their eardrums weren't burst by the blast pressure.
* I grab my keys *
My
Where we going bruh
bobbyreuben bobbyreuben
18 mar
* I grab my keys * My Where we going bruh
THE 1980's
PEOPLE WANTED TO KNOW WHAT THE FUTURE WOULD LOOK LIKE.
IN 2020
PEOPLE WANT TO GO BACK TO THE 80'S.
ecstaticLove ecstaticLove
18 mar
THE 1980's PEOPLE WANTED TO KNOW WHAT THE FUTURE WOULD LOOK LIKE. IN 2020 PEOPLE WANT TO GO BACK TO THE 80'S.
JamesHelbertJr JamesHelbertJr
9 mar
Jeremiah, I have a question TikTok How can God be 3, yet 1?
when you're getting pulled over by the cops
He died last fry day. Thank God he wasn't beaten. Don't worry, he went over easy. He's now on the sunny side. He's definitely in a better plate.
TATERNUTZ TATERNUTZ
21 mar
He died last fry day. Thank God he wasn't beaten. Don't worry, he went over easy. He's now on the sunny side. He's definitely in a better plate.
was recently asked who my favorite vampire was. I said, "the muppet from Sesame Street." They told me,
"he doesn't count!" I replied, assure you, he does."
GaryNewsom
21 jun
was recently asked who my favorite vampire was. I said, "the muppet from Sesame Street." They told me, "he doesn't count!" I replied, assure you, he does."
When you trying to figure out what to get your dad for mother's day
When you trying to figure out what to get your dad for mother's day
DID YOU EVER LOOK AT ONE OF YOUR CO-WORKERS AND BE LIKE
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU STILL WORK HERE!?
DID YOU EVER LOOK AT ONE OF YOUR CO-WORKERS AND BE LIKE HOW THE FUCK DO YOU STILL WORK HERE!?