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MY DAMN 3 YEAR OLD grabbed the unsweetened cranberry juice from the fridge and asked for some. I reminded her that she historically doesn't like it and offered a juice she does like. After telling me that I am wrong and cranberry juice is her favorite I gave up. This was not the hill to die on this early in the day.
So now my petty ass 3 year old is sitting on the couch gagging and making faces while saying "mmmmm. My favorite is delicious!
Glad to know petty is genetic.
MY DAMN 3 YEAR OLD grabbed the unsweetened cranberry juice from the fridge and asked for some. I reminded her that she historically doesn't like it and offered a juice she does like. After telling me that I am wrong and cranberry juice is her favorite I gave up. This was not the hill to die on this early in the day. So now my petty ass 3 year old is sitting on the couch gagging and making faces while saying "mmmmm. My favorite is delicious! Glad to know petty is genetic.
HE'S CLAIMING COPY RIGHT INFRINGEMENT!
SAYS HE'S BEEN TWEETING FOR
50 YEARS
groupsYonderStar groupsYonderStar
16 mar
HE'S CLAIMING COPY RIGHT INFRINGEMENT! SAYS HE'S BEEN TWEETING FOR 50 YEARS
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"Before you play bad with me, remember that my mouth has no feelings when I'm mad"
Pisces - Aquarius - Cancer
Taurus - Gemini - Capricorn
Sagittarius
LisaBruce LisaBruce
12 mar
he "Before you play bad with me, remember that my mouth has no feelings when I'm mad" Pisces - Aquarius - Cancer Taurus - Gemini - Capricorn Sagittarius
A lady walked by me and said "no mask?" said "no panties either". That shut her up. Don't play with me
Karen
amybunker2005
9 mar
A lady walked by me and said "no mask?" said "no panties either". That shut her up. Don't play with me Karen
Seeing my irlfriend's boobs or the 47292th time
Seeing my irlfriend's boobs or the 47292th time
DIDN'T CARE YESTERDAY,
DON'T GIVE A SHIT TODAY,
PROBABLY WON'T GIVE A FUCK TOMORROW.
DIDN'T CARE YESTERDAY, DON'T GIVE A SHIT TODAY, PROBABLY WON'T GIVE A FUCK TOMORROW.
You (AN ALL (oME
oT Now..
HA MY (OF FEE.
You (AN ALL (oME oT Now.. HA MY (OF FEE.
Meet my family.
They're...rocks..
POUCE
Meet my family. They're...rocks.. POUCE
Did you EAT pork 'n beans & wieners as a child?
yummy_stuff1_list yummy_stuff1_list
15 mar
Did you EAT pork 'n beans & wieners as a child?
70sguy 70sguy
21 mar
Posted by Sane i.im... SO 10 A termite road (above) and an ants toad (below) both protected by a row of their soldiers in a confrontation without fighting
My cousin just posted this picture of his son. Look how excited and proud he is of where he put all the carrots. I'm cracking up
My cousin just posted this picture of his son. Look how excited and proud he is of where he put all the carrots. I'm cracking up
NEVER UNDERESTIMATE A WOMAN WITH A AND A CAN OF CREAM OF SOMETHING SOUP.
NEVER UNDERESTIMATE A WOMAN WITH A AND A CAN OF CREAM OF SOMETHING SOUP.
I ALWAYS START THE DAY WITH GOOD INTENTIONS...
THEN I GET OUT OF BED AND THAT'S USUALLY WHERE IT ALL GOES WRONG.
I ALWAYS START THE DAY WITH GOOD INTENTIONS... THEN I GET OUT OF BED AND THAT'S USUALLY WHERE IT ALL GOES WRONG.
When you misjudged how potent that brownie was
id
be
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When you misjudged how potent that brownie was id be ats
iHowjmuchhyoulthink:
How much) actually, love you:
iHowjmuchhyoulthink: How much) actually, love you:
TODAY I WENT FOR A WALK WITHA BEAUTIFUL GIRL
THEN SHE NOTICED ME SO WE WENT EnR RIN
TODAY I WENT FOR A WALK WITHA BEAUTIFUL GIRL THEN SHE NOTICED ME SO WE WENT EnR RIN
SORRY SIR? IT LOOKS LIKE YOUR LUGGAGE IS 100 REAMY FOR THE
HAVE
THEM IN YOUR KYHIGHIS COING THE
SORRY SIR? IT LOOKS LIKE YOUR LUGGAGE IS 100 REAMY FOR THE HAVE THEM IN YOUR KYHIGHIS COING THE
IF STUPIDITY WERE A DISABILITY,
KNOW A FEW PEOPLE THAT WOULD GET MONTHLY CHECK.
faezbook.
IF STUPIDITY WERE A DISABILITY, KNOW A FEW PEOPLE THAT WOULD GET MONTHLY CHECK. faezbook.
You Look Like
Trouble And Chaos...
Call Me...
You Look Like Trouble And Chaos... Call Me...
My face when my kids tell me to turn down my music cuz they can't hear their Tablet
My face when my kids tell me to turn down my music cuz they can't hear their Tablet