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MY GENERATION GREW UP LOOKING FOR FROGS AND SHIT.
fey
YOUR GENERATION GREW UP LOOKING FOR A WI-FI SIGNAL WE ARE NOT THE SAME.
MY GENERATION GREW UP LOOKING FOR FROGS AND SHIT. fey YOUR GENERATION GREW UP LOOKING FOR A WI-FI SIGNAL WE ARE NOT THE SAME.
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Them: "Who's skull is that?"
Me: *raising it to my lips to take a drink* "A guy named Phillip"
Them: "What's in it?"
Me: "Vodka and orange juice."
Them:
Me: "It's a Phillip's head screw driver"
ItsaBadSign ItsaBadSign
8 mar
Them: "Who's skull is that?" Me: *raising it to my lips to take a drink* "A guy named Phillip" Them: "What's in it?" Me: "Vodka and orange juice." Them: Me: "It's a Phillip's head screw driver"
He's so small he can sneak through the
fence, so he must wear the escape-proof wiener bun of shame at potty time
TATERNUTZ TATERNUTZ
9 mar
He's so small he can sneak through the fence, so he must wear the escape-proof wiener bun of shame at potty time
Ginger ale could make your upset stomach worse
Kyle
@kkunta__
calling my mom a
Ginger ale could make your upset stomach worse Kyle @kkunta__ calling my mom a
Would you be a stay at home husband if your wife made
10 million dollars a year?
Me:
Lunch is served.
Would you be a stay at home husband if your wife made 10 million dollars a year? Me: Lunch is served.
When the day arrives that there are no more tomorrows for me,
I want my children to know and never forget that they were, are, and always will be deeply loved by me.
heavensoul
When the day arrives that there are no more tomorrows for me, I want my children to know and never forget that they were, are, and always will be deeply loved by me. heavensoul
WATCHING PEOPLE OF EM PRESENTS
KNOWING THE PING USE TO TRIV
WATCHING PEOPLE OF EM PRESENTS KNOWING THE PING USE TO TRIV
Me buying 20 loaves because cutting them is satisfying
live the thug life, but the T is silent
live the thug life, but the T is silent
before and after i told her she looked cute with pigtails
before and after i told her she looked cute with pigtails
need a day between every day to recover from the day before and prepare for the upcoming day.
LA
need a day between every day to recover from the day before and prepare for the upcoming day. LA
ACTUALLY, LIFE IS GOOD WHEN PEOPLE HATE YOU
THEY DON'T AS YOU FOR SHIT
PapaLegba PapaLegba
28d
ACTUALLY, LIFE IS GOOD WHEN PEOPLE HATE YOU THEY DON'T AS YOU FOR SHIT
Even if had a pocket FULL of
FUCKS
still wouldn't give you one.
Even if had a pocket FULL of FUCKS still wouldn't give you one.
WHO HAD ONE?
WHO HAD ONE?
Woman has too much fun with VR waterslide -ar)
ME: accidentally forgets to feed my cat
dinner
MY CAT THE NEXT MORNING:
ME: accidentally forgets to feed my cat dinner MY CAT THE NEXT MORNING:
Dogs seek out eye contact from their human owners, but not their own dog parents. They're the only non-primate that will look humans in the eyes, and unlike domesticated cats and horse's, dogs run towards humans when they are scared.
Dogs seek out eye contact from their human owners, but not their own dog parents. They're the only non-primate that will look humans in the eyes, and unlike domesticated cats and horse's, dogs run towards humans when they are scared.
Meat_Head Meat_Head
13 mar
When she's a "Squirter"
Look how cute they are. I bet they're soft and cuddly!
Pulooce Biaach mage
Shayne Shayne
2 mar
Look how cute they are. I bet they're soft and cuddly! Pulooce Biaach mage