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My girl, making an account to
play video games with me
My girl, making an account to play video games with me
11-year-old Billie Gilbert From Hobart Rescued This Draughtboard Shark That Was Wedged Between Two Rocks on Low Tide.
Anyone put crushed saltines in their soup or is it just me?
Anyone put crushed saltines in their soup or is it just me?
"There sure are a lot of fuckin memes with my photo and things never said"
-Sam Elliott
"There sure are a lot of fuckin memes with my photo and things never said" -Sam Elliott
If it hurts, leave.
Not because you no longer believe in love, but because you
still do.
LE. Bowman
awakepoets awakepoets
15 mar
If it hurts, leave. Not because you no longer believe in love, but because you still do. LE. Bowman
Three stages of life:
1. Birth
2. What the fuck is this
3. Death
Three stages of life: 1. Birth 2. What the fuck is this 3. Death
Her: At least invite me out to dinner
Him: I don't go out with married women, sorry
Her: But I'm your wife
Him: I make no exceptions
@nothingsilly
Her: At least invite me out to dinner Him: I don't go out with married women, sorry Her: But I'm your wife Him: I make no exceptions @nothingsilly
What greater gift than the love of a cat.
Charles Dickens
AG
MaggieTT
26 feb
What greater gift than the love of a cat. Charles Dickens AG
don't care how beautiful you are
bs
If your personality is ugly, you're ugly
don't care how beautiful you are bs If your personality is ugly, you're ugly
EAT IT!
EAT THE COOKIE I GAVE YOU!
320solutions 320solutions
22 apr
EAT IT! EAT THE COOKIE I GAVE YOU!
WHEN YOU ARE DEAD, YOU DON'T KNOW THAT YOU'RE DEAD. ALL OF THE PAIN IS FELT BY OTHERS.
THE SAME THING HAPPENS WHEN YOU ARE STUPID.
WHEN YOU ARE DEAD, YOU DON'T KNOW THAT YOU'RE DEAD. ALL OF THE PAIN IS FELT BY OTHERS. THE SAME THING HAPPENS WHEN YOU ARE STUPID.
Check out my single-use power hammer!
Check out my single-use power hammer!
was laughing and my dog thought I was hyperventilating and got me my emergency inhaler. Thanks pal? LOL.
Service Dog
@3
same_ipetsplanet same_ipetsplanet
12 mar
was laughing and my dog thought I was hyperventilating and got me my emergency inhaler. Thanks pal? LOL. Service Dog @3
WHEN THE CAT GETS IN TROUBLE FOR SOMETHING YOU DID.
WHEN THE CAT GETS IN TROUBLE FOR SOMETHING YOU DID.
After I started packaging my trash like this....
Suddenly all my neighbors started respecting me
DarbyChilson DarbyChilson
13 mar
After I started packaging my trash like this.... Suddenly all my neighbors started respecting me
They say milk is good for your teeth. You know what else is good for your teeth?
Minding your own damn business!
txcntrylivin11 txcntrylivin11
11 mar
They say milk is good for your teeth. You know what else is good for your teeth? Minding your own damn business!
Marina Bay Sand Singapore
One of my biggest faults is when I ask someone their name I forget to listen to what their name is
One of my biggest faults is when I ask someone their name I forget to listen to what their name is
dependentPlanet dependentPlanet
18 mar
This dude hopped out of his car to push an old man who's scooter broke down in the rain...
My kitten keeps bringing us leaves she caught in the garden as presents. Today she was especially proud of this
Very Big One.
My kitten keeps bringing us leaves she caught in the garden as presents. Today she was especially proud of this Very Big One.
majesticgroups majesticgroups
18 mar
Vetclinika BEST