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My house is a mess and so am I. If you're into clean spaces and
children who don't scream, there's really nothing here for you.

My house is a mess and so am I. If you're into clean spaces and children who don't scream, there's really nothing here for you.

Best not tell this guy any secrets
Did he....did he just SPILL THE BEANS?! #dadjokes #jokeoftheday #punoftheday
Best not tell this guy any secrets