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My life hasn't been the same since
my accident.
What accident?
The one where I got my finger stuck in that wedding ring.
My life hasn't been the same since my accident. What accident? The one where I got my finger stuck in that wedding ring.
They said it was like a mansion on wish.
TATERNUTZ TATERNUTZ
6 mar
They said it was like a mansion on wish.
My boyfriend: if you need a hoodie, i'll buy you a hoodie
Me: but this one smells like you
My boyfriend: if you need a hoodie, i'll buy you a hoodie Me: but this one smells like you
The dedication this birb mothers shows by sitting on 2 eggs
Edit: rt
The dedication this birb mothers shows by sitting on 2 eggs Edit: rt
If you laugh at other people's conditions, you will be like them in future!
I'm David
Bill gates.. Hahaha.. Jeff bezos..
Hahaha.. Johnny sins.. Hahaha
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engllist engllist
16 mar
If you laugh at other people's conditions, you will be like them in future! I'm David Bill gates.. Hahaha.. Jeff bezos.. Hahaha.. Johnny sins.. Hahaha Like Reply - Message
Mirrors don't lie.
Lucky, for au you, , they can't laugh either:
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Assassinator Assassinator
17 feb
Mirrors don't lie. Lucky, for au you, , they can't laugh either: inny Quotes Collections for Free :
Middle school principal Jason Smith noticed a kid violating the dress code by wearing a hat - instead of disciplining him, he lovingly fixed his haircut.
Middle school principal Jason Smith noticed a kid violating the dress code by wearing a hat - instead of disciplining him, he lovingly fixed his haircut.
Okay how many of you here has been a bad boy you're going to have to be punished
TimAyers TimAyers
9 jun
Okay how many of you here has been a bad boy you're going to have to be punished
THPLACE:
EAR
RACE:
POLITIcS: %+4
RELIGION:
PHILOSOPHY:
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Gargoyle Gargoyle
8 mar
THPLACE: EAR RACE: POLITIcS: %+4 RELIGION: PHILOSOPHY: TARE
When your wife just randomly, gets issued the perfect plates
MSElliott35
30 apr
When your wife just randomly, gets issued the perfect plates
animalmemer animalmemer
12 mar
His facial expressions Letting my Blind and hairless. rat try fancy cheese
memezarwtf memezarwtf
18 mar
We honestly do not deserve dogs @ saw this trend where you get in your dogs personal space to see what they do
Never wish them pain.
That's not who you are.
If they caused you pain, they must have pain inside.
Wish them healing.
That's what they need.
Najwa Zebian
Never wish them pain. That's not who you are. If they caused you pain, they must have pain inside. Wish them healing. That's what they need. Najwa Zebian
In 1952, at the age of 18, Donnie Dunagan became the Marine's youngest-ever drill instructor. He served 3 tours in Vietnam and was wounded several times, earning 3 purple hearts. He also kept a secret for over 50 years that he was a child actor and the voice of young Bambi.
taniaye taniaye
10 mar
In 1952, at the age of 18, Donnie Dunagan became the Marine's youngest-ever drill instructor. He served 3 tours in Vietnam and was wounded several times, earning 3 purple hearts. He also kept a secret for over 50 years that he was a child actor and the voice of young Bambi.
When your girl leaves you sweet messages in your lunch
Tabby /iF
Take notes ladies...
MasterMikeyMike MasterMikeyMike
24 may
When your girl leaves you sweet messages in your lunch Tabby /iF Take notes ladies...
MY COOCHIE THE LoTTO BECAUSE MEN
ARE LUCKY
OH, LTHOUGHT IT WAS BECAUSE YOU'RE ALWAYS SCRATCHING IT.
dgoody dgoody
10 apr
MY COOCHIE THE LoTTO BECAUSE MEN ARE LUCKY OH, LTHOUGHT IT WAS BECAUSE YOU'RE ALWAYS SCRATCHING IT.
TOUCH MY CAKE AND WILL CUT YOU
TOUCH MY CAKE AND WILL CUT YOU
They say,
"Don't hang out with more than
10 people.
Shit, I don't even like 10 people.
They say, "Don't hang out with more than 10 people. Shit, I don't even like 10 people.
The problem is simple
Kids today don't know the fear of hearing leather being rapidly pulled through seven Wrangler belt loops
RonTomlinson
20 jun
The problem is simple Kids today don't know the fear of hearing leather being rapidly pulled through seven Wrangler belt loops
You're an ambulance.
You're an ambulance.