MY NEXT LIFE
/I \want to live my next life backwards: You start out dead and get that out of the way.
I Then day. you wake up in a nursing home feeling bette every day.
'Then you get kicked out for being too healthy.
Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension. \
'Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on you! first day. You work 40 years until you're too young to
You get ready for High School: drink alcohol, party, and you're generally promiscuous.
Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you, play, and you have no responsibilities.
Then you become a baby, and then...you spend yor last 9
'nonths floating peacefully in Spa-lke conditions Central eating, room service on tap, and then...
Youlfinish off as an orgasm