• My niece took her 3 year old daughter to church one Sunday and she couldn't sit still. Her dad picked her up and was going to take her out. As they were walking down the isle she screamed "Y'all pray for me, he's gonna whip my ass!
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    • I did that in church once. I was acting up when I was young, only screaming I don't want a beating! I don't want a beating! By the way, my father never spanked us. We still laugh about it.
      MagPie913 29 apr
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    • OMG... I just flatlined!!! 😂😂😂
      TyJohnson 30 apr
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    • I got taken out of church once for smart mouthing my mom. We were close enough to feel the holy water on us that the priest was waving around and I asked my mom if she was burning yet. I got a dirty look for a minute but then I added that I thought holy water burned witches.
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    • Should have thought about that.....before acting up!
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    • I remember those days my mom just gave me that look and I knew when I got home I was going to get a good ass whooping for my daddy
      noemi 30 apr
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    • We knew better even before going any were if we acted up no warnings it was a smack in the back of the head and trust me that's all it took.
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    • My parents wouldn't wait they'd tan our butts in front of God and everybody
      Kevlar420 29 apr
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    • Awesome Amen
      cward 29 apr
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    • OMG 😲
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    • I used to wait until my mom and I were in the checkout at the grocery store and if she ever forgot anything and pointed for me to "run and grab that real quick" I'd put my arms up,flinch,and cower to see the cashier give her a look like wtf...I was 10-11😂
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    • Same scene at my church, except the boy only said, "Help!"
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    • NAOHH !
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    • clever girl. Watch out for her when she hits double digits
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    • Lol. This reminds me of my cousin's daughter she was lk 4 or 5 we was in church an this lady spoke to her and her daughter said DNT speak to my mommie she sed she don't like u, bcuz u are such a bitch.
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    • they used switches on our butts....I can remember the sound...lol.
      debbidean 30 apr
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    • Ohhh mmmmyyyy dddaaayyyssss
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    • That's where I learned about the "chanclas" for the first and only time after we got home from church. Never again, we were good angels after that.
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    • And he should after that
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    • She learned that language at home
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    • That prayer might not be answered, little girl. Dnt even think the church will pray for you given the fact you were disturbing them.
      Laughter 29 apr
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    • LMFAO
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    • Lol, he probably wasn’t till then. Hahahaha
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    • Ha ha 😆 lol
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    • The switch would never hit ur but just them ankles
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    • Yep we all said this
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    • Funny I
      Juana 1 may
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    • @i was at church with my 4 year old cousin fire trucks went by and he started screaming mom fire fucks fire fucks and would not stop hilarious
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    • That was funny
      migar 30 apr
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    • Doing what good dads do.
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    • That’s funny!
      hamhamy 30 apr
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    • Hahahahahahaha hahahahahahaha hahahahahahaha
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    • Priceless!
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    • lol
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    • Lmao
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    • Dang
      Tragames 30 apr
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    • Lol
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    • LMAO
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