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My reaction to pretty much everything these days
the fuck
22toomany 22toomany
12 mar
My reaction to pretty much everything these days the fuck
A Jessie
@mommajessiec
[COMMERCIAL ON TV]
Me, as a kid: Hey, I have that toy!
Me, as an adult: Hey, I'm on that medication.
A Jessie @mommajessiec [COMMERCIAL ON TV] Me, as a kid: Hey, I have that toy! Me, as an adult: Hey, I'm on that medication.
It's dangerous to go alone. Take this with you.
It's dangerous to go alone. Take this with you.
MY CAT WHEN I'M MEDITATING
MY CAT WHEN I'M MEDITATING
Three stages of life:
1. Birth
2. What the fuck is this
3. Death
Three stages of life: 1. Birth 2. What the fuck is this 3. Death
I WILL NEVER FORCE MY KIDS TO LOVE RELATIVES THAT DON'T SEE OR ASK ABOUT THEM.
Suppor
PERIOD.
I WILL NEVER FORCE MY KIDS TO LOVE RELATIVES THAT DON'T SEE OR ASK ABOUT THEM. Suppor PERIOD.
7 yr old me
My mom making my favorite cheesecake for my birthday
7 yr old me My mom making my favorite cheesecake for my birthday
moistYutSarnt moistYutSarnt
10 mar
WHEN THE COMMAND HEARS YOU ARE GETTING OUT...
"A society that keeps cures a secret so they can continue to sell medication for huge profits is not a real society but a huge mental asylum."
Nbr1sunshine33 Nbr1sunshine33
26 dec 2020
"A society that keeps cures a secret so they can continue to sell medication for huge profits is not a real society but a huge mental asylum."
Honestly what exactly are
Cats?
Meat_Head Meat_Head
3 may
Honestly what exactly are Cats?
Don't heart react my posts unless you're down to take romantic strolls like this
Don't heart react my posts unless you're down to take romantic strolls like this
DiE CSUTIOESEY HA THES OF LIFE
"BECANSE FULKE-
WILE TUE YOu
WITH NO SIGHAL
JerryVanfleet
3 may
DiE CSUTIOESEY HA THES OF LIFE "BECANSE FULKE- WILE TUE YOu WITH NO SIGHAL
Thank goodness I look innocent I got the dirtiest mind and the
Foulest mouth
whisper
RONDAKELLY RONDAKELLY
23 may
Thank goodness I look innocent I got the dirtiest mind and the Foulest mouth whisper
me looking at the F my kid got for the math homework solved
cmbassplayer cmbassplayer
21 jun
me looking at the F my kid got for the math homework solved
Never let your friends feel lonely... Disturb them all the time.
LisaBruce LisaBruce
9 mar
Never let your friends feel lonely... Disturb them all the time.
You sure it's okay to have sex during pregnancy?
30 years later:
Rikkeej Rikkeej
10 mar
You sure it's okay to have sex during pregnancy? 30 years later:
When you and your friend are a little different but you make it work
rr
When you and your friend are a little different but you make it work rr
It finally happened
Rikkeej Rikkeej
17 mar
It finally happened
think a lot of folks assume they are hated for their gender when in reality they are just unlikable cunts.
think a lot of folks assume they are hated for their gender when in reality they are just unlikable cunts.
Lead me not into temptation. Oh wait who am I kidding, follow me, I know a shortcut.
Lead me not into temptation. Oh wait who am I kidding, follow me, I know a shortcut.
Am i Beautiful?
Am i Beautiful?